Ajouter une intrigue dans votre langueIt has torn into our dimension from the Hell of another world. An alien being with a mission to destroy the one person on earth that prevents its immortality. There is no place to hide - whe... Tout lireIt has torn into our dimension from the Hell of another world. An alien being with a mission to destroy the one person on earth that prevents its immortality. There is no place to hide - when the Murdercycle has it sights set on you.It has torn into our dimension from the Hell of another world. An alien being with a mission to destroy the one person on earth that prevents its immortality. There is no place to hide - when the Murdercycle has it sights set on you.
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Kim Robert Koscki
- Motorcycle Alien
- (as Kim Koscki)
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Mind numbing nonsense about a possessed motorbike from outer space. 70 minutes of inane chatter and 20 minutes of low budget action. You've seen it all before; not even a good candidate for a $1 rental.
Nine of the character names are taken from big name comic book creators--
Neal ADAMS
John BUSCEMA
Vince COLLETTA
Steve DITKO
Frank FRAZETTA
Jack KIRBY
Stan LEE
Arnie SINNOTT
and
Wally WOOD
Neal ADAMS
John BUSCEMA
Vince COLLETTA
Steve DITKO
Frank FRAZETTA
Jack KIRBY
Stan LEE
Arnie SINNOTT
and
Wally WOOD
Everything in this movie is bad. The title is hilariously bad. The plot is a 1950s cheap sci-fi reject. The acting is uniformly horrendous. I mean, you get the feeling that these actors were told to just be themselves, and they couldn't get THAT right. Not one word is pronounced in a genuine-sounding form. The dialogue is mind-numbing. The humor is beyond idiotic. At best some of the conspiracy references were mildly amusing, although highly unoriginal in a post-"X Files" era. The best humor is unintentional, and even that is not enough. The cinematography was lame, with people crowded into one small space for some shots, shaky camerawork in other shots, lone people captured in the side rather than the center in what were supposed to be key shots, and an overall cheap-looking quality of film that reminds one more of a Cinemax soft-core porno. The special effects were outdated by 20 years, with the best effect being a blatant rip off of both "Terminator" and "Predator". I usually don't mind imitations of good things from other movies, but this was too much. There was slow-motion overkill, particularly whenever the 'murdercycle' showed up. The editing was bad. The score was severely unexciting and unatmospheric. The characters were heavily boring. And you have to wonder why it takes something as powerful as the 'murdercycle' to break into where it needed to break in to retrieve what it was looking for, particular given that it can materialize anywhere it wants to (talk about extraterrestrial intelligence). The costumes were boring. The set design was lifeless. And there's all sorts of things that don't make sense, like one guy getting shot in the back by a cheap laser beam from the 'murdercycle', which causes the GROUND beneath him to explode, making him merely flip around without a scratch, in typical action movie fashion. And the worst part of all is that everyone involved in the film is taking it seriously.
One could say that this would be the movie that most of the cast and crew would remove from their resume later on in their career. Unfortunately, none of the people involved in this flick look like they have a career ahead of them.
One could say that this would be the movie that most of the cast and crew would remove from their resume later on in their career. Unfortunately, none of the people involved in this flick look like they have a career ahead of them.
I forced myself to watch this movie because I recognized an actor's name, who was a personal friend, in the opening credits. Otherwise I would have turned it off after about 40 seconds. Words can not describe the strength it took to watch it all the way through. I actually hoped at one point that his character would die, so I could stop watching...seriously! The best thing I could say about this movie was that I got a chance to read the critiques which are here on this site. Some of which are hilarious. They are correct about how bad it is. We could form a club, around who hates this movie more.
Murdercycle should come with a warning.. "Don't watch this movie with a loaded weapon in the room...you may just want to kill yourself." Same goes for swords ...you may want to fall on one! It's that bad. And I don't mean...."it's so bad,it's good"...I mean it's...."what the hell was that?!".. bad.
Murdercycle should come with a warning.. "Don't watch this movie with a loaded weapon in the room...you may just want to kill yourself." Same goes for swords ...you may want to fall on one! It's that bad. And I don't mean...."it's so bad,it's good"...I mean it's...."what the hell was that?!".. bad.
An alien has fused himslf with a traveling dirtbiker and his vehcle to make one
formidable super weapon. What he's doing on earth is to retrieve an alien communication
device lef here from previous visitors which our CIA has stored in a hidden facility.
Besides the struggle with this hybrid creature the squad of marines sent in to guard this thing feuds wth their CIA leaders.
Murdercycle is one truly lame science fiction film. It rates at the bottom of all categories, acting, writing, directing and laughable special effecs.
Don't waste your time.
Besides the struggle with this hybrid creature the squad of marines sent in to guard this thing feuds wth their CIA leaders.
Murdercycle is one truly lame science fiction film. It rates at the bottom of all categories, acting, writing, directing and laughable special effecs.
Don't waste your time.
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- AnecdotesAll of the characters are named after comic book creators whose best known works were mostly for Marvel and DC Comics in the 60s and 70s: (Jack) Kirby, (Stan) Lee, (Joe) Kubert, (Wally) Wood, (Neal) Adams, (John) Bucsema, (Frank) Frazetta, (Steve) Ditko, (Vince) Coletta, and (Joe) Sinnott from the 60's and 70's. Frazetta did art for comic books, but he is best known for for his fantasy artwork.
- ConnexionsFeatured in Cinemassacre's Monster Madness: Puppetmaster (2012)
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By what name was Murdercycle (1999) officially released in Canada in English?
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