Buddy Blue

This has to be one of the worst softcore films I've ever seen. It lacked a coherent plot, the sex scenes weren't that good......eh, I could go on and on. Let's just get this out of the way.

A porn actor named Buddy Blue gets killed on the job (no, not "on the job", but at the general place of employment, get it?) Of course, everyone's a suspect. The detective assigned to the case comes in to do the usual detective work, but gets infatuated with one of the actresses, whom he predictably gets into an affair with. Well, what guy wouldn't want to get it on with a porn star? That's where the watchable material ends. The sex scenes are very slow and plodding....come on, speed it up, folks! The acting...well, let's just say it's hardcore porn-quality acting. The guys are stiffs and the women are just plain horrible, both in the looks and acting departments. I mean, they're passable and such, but they just don't get me going at all.

Sex: D- (An acceptable amount of scenes, but the slow, painstaking nature of each scene grinds the movie to a complete halt. I found myself flipping back and forth between this movie and Sportscenter during the sex scenes.)

Women: D (Worse than average, nothing special about them. No real standouts here, folks. If Nikki Fritz, Lauren Hays, Shauna O'Brien, Michelle Hall and Amber Newman were the female cast in this film and everything else stayed the same, the "Women" category would get an A, but I'd be kidding myself if I changed the overall grade at all.)

Story: F (Non-existent and predictable. Next.)

Overall: F (This movie was worse than "Blonde Heaven", and I thought that movie was awful. I'm ashamed to say this film wasted space on one of my Cinemax videotapes. I'll probably tape over it the next time "Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island" comes on.)

Really terrible movie. I assume it was supposed to be an excuse for a porno...but it was bad, even for porno, and very stupid.