- [Charlie's neighbor tells him she doesn't care her husband may have an affair, which Charlie knows is with his wife]
- Charlie Alderson: It's just human nature to want a little revenge.
- Maureen Mallory: Oh, I get my revenge in little waves. I erase his favorite videos. It drives him crazy.
- Charlie Alderson: [laughs] Well, there's revenge... and there's revenge. Now I know if that were me...
- Maureen Mallory: [leaning close to him] What shall I do? Have an affair of my own? Now where would I find the energy? Besides, who in the whole world would want to run around with someone like me?
- Maureen Mallory: Would you?
- [both laugh]
- [an almost nude Ray has second thoughts about impregnating his cousin's wife as well as covering up her affair with her neighbor]
- Ray Burns: No, look, I'm sorry, this is not - not good. I've gotta tell Charlie. Make a clean breast of it.
- Linda Alderson: You tell Charlie, I tell Dorothy.
- [Ray takes his pants off in defeat]
- [after Ray grabs Linda surprisingly to the floor in her neighbors' yard and has anal sex with her - before the female neighbor walks in on them]
- Linda Alderson: [pushes Ray aside] You... filth!
- Ray Burns: [once the neighbor goes away] I hope I didn't embarrass you.