- Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
- Space Ghost: That was never an episode!
- Zorak: Well, it should have been.
- Space Ghost: No one sleeps with my grandmother!
- [pause]
- Space Ghost: Right?
- Zorak: Right!
- [in the background]
- Zorak: From now on.
- Zorak: I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.
- Space Ghost: What are you all gonna do?
- Zorak: I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.
- Space Ghost: I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer.
- [singing the Twelve Days of Christmas]
- [a horribly failed attempt at the Twelve Days of Christmas]
- Council of Doom: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
- Black Widow: Leonard Nimoy Sings!
- Tansut: Four quesadillas!
- Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!"
- Metallus: Two plus eight is ten.
- Brak: Hi, my name is Braaaak!
- Space Ghost: Enough! That was pitiful!
- Space Ghost: Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!
- [Space Ghost and Moltar are holding a dinner murder mystery]
- Space Ghost: Now, what about these beans?
- Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair.
- [pause]
- Moltar: Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up!
- [pause]
- Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up?
- [pause]
- Moltar: Those are part of the dinner.
- Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot.
- Moltar: They were on the menu.
- Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu.
- Zorak: You dance like a woman.
- Space Ghost: I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
- Zorak: Well... ya got me there.
- Space Ghost: Moltar, what's our depth?
- Moltar: 20,000 leagues, sir.
- Space Ghost: Take her to twenty-one.
- Moltar: Twenty-one? But... why?
- Space Ghost: Because it's more fantastical.
- Space Ghost: Let's break down these boxes so they store easier!
- Zorak: ...That's boring!
- Space Ghost: You don't know from fun!
- Space Ghost: Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.
- Space Ghost: I'm gonna go to the desk, now...
- Zorak: You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get.
- [teleports to the desk]
- Space Ghost: Here I am now... At the desk.
- Moltar: [shouts] You got lucky, Pal!
- Zorak: You try it *next time*! You see what you get!