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Brigitte Bardot, Mathieu Carrière, Robert Hossein, and Maurice Ronet in Don Juan ou Si Don Juan était une femme... (1973)

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Don Juan ou Si Don Juan était une femme...

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  • Jeanne: I attract money like a magnet. One day, my poor old father asked, "Tell me, Jeanne. How will you earn a living later in life?" Then having said this, he had a heart attack and died. I inherit a fortune.
  • Jeanne: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." The Gospel according to St. John.
  • Paul: Can I wash my hands?
  • Jeanne: You look splendid with your dirty paws.
  • Jeanne: I'm still young. For the moment, I'm rich. Well, I'm a poor little rich girl. Of course, if I had no money, I'd be a rich little poor girl. As I was saying, I am young and I am rich. And I'm not such a bad-looking woman. You see, life is good.
  • Jeanne: Fate has always been like a lover.
  • Older Woman Party Guest: If a man doesn't dominate his wife, it's not normal.
  • Middle Aged Woman Party Guest: You just like being dominated.
  • Jeanne: If we made love, would it be for the first and last time?
  • Pierre Gonzague: Certainly.
  • Jeanne: Well, I've been warned.
  • Jeanne: Why seduce when you can destroy?
  • Pierre Gonzague: In a few years, people will no longer vote in booths. They'll use computers.
  • Jeanne: Woe betide him who uses scandal to succeed. I had never noticed before that it's always woe betide *him*. Woe betide him - Yes, they're all for men.
  • Jeanne: Seducing is nothing, Father. Conquering is the hard part.
  • Jeanne: Pierre had attracted Jeanne because he was impossible. He was an impenetrable fortress, and Jeanne wanted to ride high into this forbidden citadel. That's the way she is.
  • Jeanne: My curiosity knows no bounds.
  • Jeanne: Are you driving me home or to a taxi?
  • Pierre Gonzague: Where do you live?
  • Jeanne: In a submarine.
  • Pierre Gonzague: Then I shall have to drop you off.
  • Jeanne: I don't like to be treated in the way I treat others. I don't like that one bit.
  • Jeanne: I had revealed my true self. Never had I been so beautiful, yet so ugly. They're the same thing. He had seen me and it was too late. He knew who I was. He knew who he loved. And when a man knows these things, he's lost.
  • Louis Prévost: I know we don't know each other, but still - haven't we met somewhere before?
  • Jeanne: Possibly. I've been there before.
  • Clara: Louis is a bit of a - savage. But I think all men are that way, aren't they?
  • Jeanne: No, I was civilized.
  • Clara: Yes, but you're not...
  • Jeanne: A man? I was a man in another life.
  • Female Guest: What were you talking about?
  • Louis Prévost: Nothing. About horses. I was saying I bought Barbarella III in Deauville.
  • Jeanne: Around 400 years ago. It was wonderful in Spain back then. I was rich, noble, brave, and seduced every woman.
  • Clara: It must have been fascinating.
  • Jeanne: I was young. I died when I was 30.
  • Louis Prévost: This is Clara. She's my third wife. I'm picking them younger and younger. Unfortunately, she's always asleep by 10:00. Not much fun.
  • Jeanne: How is my Robinson? Brave Friday go to see white man, buy supplies for at least three days.
  • Pierre Gonzague: Robinson help Friday carry packages.
  • Jeanne: Is good. Is good. Meat, canned foods, salmon, eel, crab, shrimp, extremely expensive French wine, vodka.
  • Jeanne: Men today have become an endangered species. What a shame. What a burden.
  • Clara: Burden?
  • Jeanne: Now women have to do all the work. It's true!
  • Paul: Did you ever see him again?
  • Jeanne: His wife divorced him. And I can't stand ex-lovers who turn to drinking.
  • Paul: Even if despair drives them to it?
  • Jeanne: That's none of my business.
  • Jeanne: Aren't you ashamed? Debauchery. Voluptuous pleasure. Happiness. What a disgrace.
  • Pierre Gonzague: Yes, what a disgrace.
  • Louis Prévost: That's how savages behave?
  • Jeanne: I'm terribly frightened. You are strong, mean and horrible.
  • Louis Prévost: A cannibal.
  • Jeanne: That too?
  • Louis Prévost: One day, I'll eat you. I just love French cuisine.
  • Louis Prévost: Jeanne, was this little ménage à trois your idea? Do you know this will be a first for us?
  • Jeanne: What's he saying?
  • Clara: I don't know.
  • Louis Prévost: I'm not against the idea. On the contrary. I think it's a great idea.
  • Clara: You think we should?
  • Jeanne: You're not chickening out, are you?
  • Jeanne: Come and get it. Don't be scared. I'm only a woman.
  • Paul: I'm not scared.
  • Jeanne: Men are all cowards.
  • Jeanne: I have done many horrible things. If I wrote a book of memoirs, it would be censored. It would be a thick book. A long one. With adventures that are totally inane, but true. If only you knew.
  • American Businessman: I'm so thrilled to *death* this year about the Yankees coming to the front.
  • Jeanne: It was bound to happen. And it could only have happened to me.
  • Jeanne: The more I know men, the higher the price.
  • Léporella: Which price is that?
  • Jeanne: Mine.
  • Jeanne: Isn't what I'm doing erotic enough for you?
  • Clara: Oh, that's not bad either.
  • Paul: Jeanne, did you kill someone? Yes or no?
  • Jeanne: Yes, I think so. No, I'm sure of it.
  • Clara: [singing] Oh, my darling, Oh, my darling, Oh, my darling Clementine, All is gone and lost forever, Oh, my darling Clementine. Be erotic, Be erotic.
  • Paul: You are a monster.
  • Jeanne: A monster? Yes, that's true.
  • Jeanne: The first time I laid eyes on you, I saw you were revolting and ridiculous.
  • Louis Prévost: Bitch.
  • Jeanne: How could you possibly think for a second that I was interested in you? You didn't understand that it was all a matter of possessing you. That's all it was. To possess you through Clara. You didn't understand that.
  • [Louis slaps her four times]
  • Jeanne: Go ahead. Go on. Are you a man or a mouse?
  • Louis Prévost: [slaps Jeanne again four times] You slut!
  • Paul: Why do you always seek to discover the most vile aspects of everyone? Why show them their weaknesses? That is the real sin, Jeanne. It's worse than murder.
  • Jeanne: I can't win with you. For once, I did a good deed. I ridicule some jerk and you judge me. It's discouraging.
  • Louis Prévost: Were you sleeping?
  • Jeanne: As you can see. And you? Are you sleepwalking?
  • Louis Prévost: I am in my bed dreaming about you.
  • Jeanne: Don't forget you are dreaming, Louis.
  • Léporella: He's calling you. Don't go.
  • Jeanne: I'm going.
  • Le guitariste: What do you want?
  • Jeanne: Whatever you want.
  • Jeanne: Do you love me?
  • Le guitariste: Yes.
  • Jeanne: Do you want us to make love here? Are you ready to give up everything?
  • Le guitariste: Yes.
  • Jeanne: Life?
  • Le guitariste: Is that all? That is nothing. Is that all you want?
  • Jeanne: You know what men are? No? They are... out of style. "What about you, Jeanne?" Out of style, me? Not really. Good job, Jeanne. High honors.
  • Léporella: You hate men.
  • Jeanne: You're mistaken. You're gravely mistaken.
  • Jeanne: He's a ghost. I don't believe in ghosts.
  • Jeanne: I almost never lie.

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