- [Curly is caught in bear trap, and Moe and Larry think the bear has got him]
- Larry: Did you hear that? He's got him. He's got him.
- Moe: You want the bear to eat him alive? Go out there and help him.
- Larry: That bear don't need no help.
- Moe: What are you, a coward?
- Larry: Yes.
- Moe: Go on out and save him.
- Larry: I'll go, but my heart ain't in it.
- Curly: [thinking Moe is dead] Poor Moe.
- Larry: Oh, woe is Moe.
- Moe: [comes up with an ax] Oh, WOE is you!
- Larry: Whoa, Moe!
- Curly: Hey, did you see a trombone slide anyplace?
- Moe: Why, yes. Is this it?
- Curly: Yeah. Gimme it.
- Moe: You got it.
- [Curly and Larry moan and groan in pain as Moe ties it around their necks]
- Moe: Now play it, you rats!
- Curly: You can take my word, Moe, I...
- Moe: Your word's no good. At least I'll get my rightful share of those potatoes.
- [seeing Larry eating and the plate empty]
- Moe: Oh, another chisler, eh?
- [slapping him]
- Moe: What's the matter with you?
- Larry: Wait a minute, I didn't do nothing.
- Moe: You didn't do nothing, eh? You ate everything but the platter.
- Moe: You worm! Where's your manners? Why didn't you leave me some of them eggs?
- Curly: I didn't touch 'em.
- Moe: Ah, shut up and don't make things worse. The next time a thing like that happens, I'll gouge your eyes out.
- Curly: But you can't...
- Moe: I'll tear your tonsils out. You ain't supposed to eat until we're all seated and everybody has an equal chance.
- Curly: Aw, shut up.
- [sticking out his tongue]
- Curly: Mlehhh!
- Moe: [retrieving something from a shelf] What'd you say?
- Curly: [sticking out his tongue again] Mlehhh!
- Moe: [pouring salt on his tongue] Now behave yourself.
- Judge: Were you ever indicted?
- Moe: Not since I was a baby, your honor.
- Judge: Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem.
- Curly: You mean murder!
- Larry: Yeah, and he tried to kill us, too!
- Moe: [banging gavel] QUIET!
- Moe: Quiet! Quiet!
- [to a cat]
- Moe: Quit stomping around! Scat!
- [throws his ice pack at it, cat screeches]
- Moe: [Curly accidentally spills spaghetti on him] You're a nitwit, that's what you are! What's the matter with you?
- Curly: Hey Moe, there's a b-b-b-b-bear in the window.
- Moe: You're wacky. What do you mean a bear in the window? There's no bear around here.
- [Moe goes to the window and looks around; the bear growls and smacks him in the head]
- Moe: Oh! Oh! Oh! You're right. There is a bear around here.
- Curly: How do you like the eggs?
- Moe: Sunny-side down. And don't turn 'em over.
- Moe: If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's bologna and whipped cream, and we haven't got any.
- Curly: [seeing the bear unconscious] Hey, Larry, we got him! We got him! Look.
- Larry: Are you sure he's dead?
- Curly: Soitenly. If you don't believe me, put your head to his chest and listen to his heart.
- Larry: I'll take your word for it. Say, he'll make a beautiful rug. Do you know a taxidermist?
- Curly: Soitenly. My cousin Ollie from Pittsburgh, he drives a taxi.
- Larry: Taxidermist! Taxidermist!
- Curly: Taxidermist to you, too.
- Curly: [finding the bear's den] He went in there.
- Moe: Well, go on after him. What's stopping you?
- Curly: The bear.
- Moe: Why, you...
- [he moves to eye-poke Curly, who blocks it with his gun]
- Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
- Moe: [slapping him] Go on!
- Curly: [after Larry shoots Moe, thinking he's a black bear] Hey, what are you doing here? You look just like the bear.
- Moe: Shut up! Gimme that gun.
- Larry: I didn't do nothing...
- Moe: Shut up!
- [thrusting the butt on the ground, accidentally discharging it through the roof]
- Moe: [a dead duck lands in front of them] Boy, a duck!
- Curly: That's what I call hunting.
- Moe: [seeing him look through the hole in expectation] What are you doing?
- Curly: Waitin' for the dressing and the cranberry sauce.
- Judge: This complaint states that you attacked the plaintiffs with this.
- [showing an ax]
- Judge: State's exhibit "A". You admit this is your property, do you not?
- Moe: Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look at it? You see, I had my name carved somewhere on the handle.
- [he accidentally hits the bailiff in the head]
- Judge: A born killer, eh? Sit down!
- Moe: But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my side of the story...
- Judge: You mean you have something to say in extenuation?
- Moe: Oh, not that! No, no, not that, Your Honor.
- Larry: There, it was only the trap. What's the idea scaring us half to death?
- Curly: The bear was here in person, I tell ya. I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail.
- Larry: Where did he go?
- Curly: That way.
- Larry: Come on.
- [they head off in the opposite direction]
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