- Shark 2: [Director's cut only] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! I forgot to feed my pet crocodile, my pet horse, and my pet cow!
- Shark 2: I'm in my garden. It is cold!
- Shark 2: [the "crocodile" looks like a giraffe] And there is my pet crocodile playing in the snow. Hello, Mockycookie! How are you, Mockycookie?
- Mockycookie: Moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
- Shark 2: Aww, that's so nice! Somehow, I've always known! So, how many new crocodiles are you going to give birth to?
- Mockycookie: Moo moo moo moo moo!
- Shark 2: What is wrong with the question?
- Mockycookie: Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
- Shark 2: Oh, so your babies are half crocodile-half chimpanzee! That's amazing, I'm sharkishly happy for you! Here's your food! It's called "grass". Have you seen grass before?
- Mockycookie: Moo!
- Shark 2: Oh, grass is red and yellow, and it grows in the sky! Here's your beverages! They're called "rain". Have you seen rain before?
- Mockycookie: Moo!
- Shark 2: Oh, rain is red, and it grows inside the ground.
- Shark 2: [the "horse" looks like a bird] And there's my pet horse! Hello, Shockybocky! How are you, Shockybocky?
- Shockybocky: Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow!
- Shark 2: Aww, that's so nice! Somehow, I've always known. So, can you describe this new food?
- Shockybocky: Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow!
- Shark 2: So, this species is tall, walks on two legs, and they have arms and legs?
- Shockybocky: Meow!
- Shark 2: That sounds delicious! How many of them have you eaten today?
- Shockybocky: Meow meow!
- Shark 2: Then I don't even need to feed you! I'm so sharkishly glad you're fine!
- Shockybocky: Meow meow!
- Shark 2: Shank you, too!
- Shark 2: [the "cow" looks like a pig] And there's my pet cow! Hello, Labelnaval! How are you, Labelnaval?
- Labelnaval: Woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
- Shark 2: Oh my shark! That's horrible! Your Cowish language is filled with anagrams, too?
- Labelnaval: Woof!
- Shark 2: I got to tell my boss at work today! Oh my shark, I'm so sorry!
- Labelnaval: Woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof!
- Shark 2: The anagrams destroyed the moon and the sun? Oh no, I already wondered why it's so dark!
- Labelnaval: Woof! Woof woof woof!
- Shark 2: Oh no! You were kidding me? The sun isn't gone? Never scare me like that again!
- Labelnaval: Woof huff huff huff huff!
- Shark 2: Then why is it so dark?
- Labelnaval: Woof! Woof woof woof woof woof!
- Shark 2: So, I just need to turn the light back on?
- Labelnaval: Woof!
- Shark 2: I'm turning the light back on!
- [the colors on screen invert, and go from white lines on a black background to black lines on a white background]
- Shark 2: Click!
- Shark 2: Shark you! Good joke, too!
- Shark 2: I'll bake a cake! Here we have sugar! I'll add water, vodka, sawdust, stardust, shark milk, cow milk, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, bread crumbs, pepper, chili, sweet chili sauce, hot chili sauce, curry, oil, onions, protein shake fluids, soy sauce, chocolate, cucumber, marmalade, yoghurt, eggs, cheese, the 123,456,789 fish I caught today, and snow from my garden!
- Shark 2: Let's stir the mixture! Stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir stir!
- Shark 2: Let's whip the mixture! Whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip!
- Shark 2: Let's put it into the microwave!
- Shark 2: I'm walking from the bathroom to the kitchen!
- Shark 2: I'm opening the microwave! I put the cake mixture inside! Let's adjust the time! 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, 4 hours, 5 hours, 6 hours, 7 hours, 8 hours, 9 hours, 10 hours! I'll let it bake for ten hours!
- Shark 5: Hello, my sharky boss!
- The Sharky Boss: Hello, how shark you?
- Shark 5: I'm fine, shanks! What about you?
- The Sharky Boss: I'm fine, too, shanks for asking! I got to let you go.
- Shark 5: Do you mean I should leave the room?
- The Sharky Boss: No, I got to let you go.
- Shark 5: Yes, exactly, I should leave the room.
- The Sharky Boss: No, I mean I need to fire you.
- Shark 5: But the bulding is not on fire.
- The Sharky Boss: Thank God! I mean, your job is no more.
- Shark 5: Oh, when did it pass away?
- The Sharky Boss: Now.
- Shark 5: Then how did you know a moment ago? Did you murder it?
- The Sharky Boss: No, I'm not a criminal!
- Shark 5: But apparently, you are!
- The Sharky Boss: I'm not a criminal! Anyway, let's get back to the point! You need to find a new workplace, and never come back here!
- Shark 5: Oh, that's very rude of you!
- The Sharky Boss: I know, but it's a sad truth!
- Shark 5: Why?
- The Sharky Boss: Because we're sharks.
- Shark 5: Okay, goodbye!
- The Sharky Boss: Bye!
- Shark 5: [Wakes up] Good morning, myself! I just sharked up! This is amazing, what a beautiful day, what an amazing morning!
- Shark 5: [Gets out of bed] I'm walking through my house!
- Shark 5: I'm in the kitchen of my personal own shark house! What is for sharky dinner this morning?
- Shark 5: [Takes out a spoon] I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat sugar, with this spoon! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! That was very, very yummy, and very, very delicious!
- Shark 5: [Takes out a glass] I am drinking. What should I drink? I'll drink soy sauce, with this glass, and with my mouth. Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! That was very, very yummy, and very, very delicious!