Who Was Phone?

Before I start, take note! This is a low budget movie and feels as such but I got to compliment the makers on their originality. To my knowledge, there hasn't been anything like this done before.

This is NOT a purely funny comedy like Scary Movie or other parody movies. This one plays it straight and if you don't know any of the Internet references, you would almost think this is just horror. Almost.

The jokes are all in the references. I knew some but not all so there were a few places that felt quite random probably some Internet reference I didn't know. This movie is begging for a director's commentary or similar to tell us what everything is.

But its darn funny. Some nice scares here and there but overall not too scary. Slow to start but picks up steam halfway through. Solid acting, especially from the lead girl.

Hot chicks scantily clad? check. Nudity? check. Scumbag Steve? check.

But where the hell was the grape lady? Doesn't feel right without her does it?

This movie could've had a lot of potential, But it was so bad. The story was all over the place, the actors couldn't act, There was some points in the movie that didn't make sense and shouldn't have been there, The ending felt rushed, and I just couldn't stand the bad writing. I liked the idea and I understand that it's a low-budget movie, But they could've taken a little more time on the story and ending.

An original, well-crafted story that compiles many viral memes into a fun and cohesive narrative. It will keep you entertained from the opening credits onward.

It goes to show you that this system is definitely rigged. I gave this movie a solid 10, although movie isn't a word i'd choose for this cinematic experience. I have seen this movie over 9000 times since its release and every time I discover new things about it that I love and like. The acting is superb, the camerawork oh boy hollywood can learn a lot from this movie in regards to the cinematic, because they are mindblowing. The cgi is so real you can't even tell what is real and what is fake, and the story my God I laughed, I cried, I sat on the edge of my seat. If only all movies could be this good, but then I guess it would make movies like this less special, which I absolutely would not want.

I only associate myself with other people who love this movie now, otherwise I feel any sort of friendship or relationship with them would be pointless. This movie gives people so much to talk about. I hope for a sequel but would I really want one? After all sequels are often less good than the original. I hope maybe the director will consider releasing a directors cut with like 10 hours of extra footage, then my life would be complete.

There used to be this expression that said see Paris and then you can die happy, but this is true for this movie. You haven't lived until you have seen it. Its a masterpiece, but every single word I can type about it just isn't enough to do this movie justice. Its the best movie I have ever seen.

Funny but worthless, funny but worthless and funny but worthless. just had to get enough script in to be able to post. but that really is all you can say about this movie, funny but worthless.