Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody

I LOVE parody movies, even most that some rate really low. I am not a professional critic and created an account just so I could post this review. All of us know that movies like Airplane, The Naked Gun and will never be beaten in the parody category as well as the great actor, Leslie Nielsen. This film, if you want to call it that, takes bad to a whole new level. I am also a fan of GOT, so I was expecting to enjoy this. I was severely disappointed. This flick, although watching for free, I couldn't finish. Worst I have ever seen. I would rate it a 0 if available. Sucks is the word that comes to mind..

I have a soft spot for parody movies like Airplane, Scary Movie and even Not Another Teen Movie. Purge of Kingdoms, however, is not a parody. It's just a mishmash of terrible skits that feels more like a film major's weekend project than a studio-backed feature film.

Angus Macfadyen and Anna Hutchison will have to spend the next decade explaining why they were in this film.

This movie is really awful. The jokes are just brutally bad. Terrible acting too.

Honestly I know spoof movies never get good ratings but I watch them regardless. I loved the starving games (parody of the hunger games) so I was hoping this would be just as good. Unfortunately, it was not.

Honestly the only funny characters were Cersei and bran (ironic given their roles in the actual series). The fact that trump and the Kardashian's were a part of this movie was just so weird. Mixing 21's century stuff with game of thrones time just felt odd. A for effort, I had a laugh or two but overall it was pretty bad.

Quite possibly the unfunniest thing in the world.

If you're going to make a parody, at least try and be funny. A little nuance, a little subtlety and wit really makes one appreciate your spin on something incredibly famous. But no, the viewer is force-fed a reeking, lumpy slurry of the typical lazy variety (e.g. farts and people pulling faces) all done in that cheap, childishly exuberant manner seen all too often in low-budget American comedies.

This is the sort of movie to make you hate yourself and existence itself. It's downright insulting to think any viewer would be so moronic as to find its forced and pointless attempts at comedy genuinely humorous.

Time is the most precious thing we have and if you value precious things, avoid this paper bag of vomit masquerading as a movie at all costs.