Skip_4591

Special thanks to Green-Goblin-2005 for recovering my old profile page! You're a real help!

Trashbag is the best video finder ever. If you find him tell him that! He is so awesome at finding videos it is unbelievable. It is fantastico. Great.

How well do you know me? Take my quiz!
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051029184249-953378

And here's a much more insane quiz:
http://www02.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051120152128-662083&email=

And here's a quiz on my not-active-anymore-imdb-board-based RPG, "Star Wars Isle":

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051121184826-42073

Here's part 2 of the above:

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051123203839-103134

Hello there. I am Skip4591 and love movies to death. I'll watch anything. I am interested in film and writing...want to be an author, screenplay writer, and director. I arrived at IMDb on July 2nd, 2005, and love it, i can talk to anyone about the films i love! (unlike real life!) I am nice although a little eccentric, but I like knowing that (being the strange boy that I am!). Hope you enjoy my profile.

"Skip", by the way, was my old nickname, just in case you were wondering.

I was deleted once but came back! My old profile was called "Skip4591" (this one has an underbar). I originally started on IMDb on July 2nd, 2005.

My Signature:

"Mein Fhrer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangelove

Also, take a look at this while you're at it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/

I believe Dr. Strangelove is the best character ever made!

Favorite color is blue

Awards i've won on the Star Wars Episode 3 Board Awards (ahh, good times!): (in chronological order)

Best New Game for "The Quote Game"
Best Game for "The Quote Game (runner-up)
Best Game for "The Quote Game (third place)
Best RPG Thread for "STAR WARS ISLE" (third place)
Best Game Thread for "The Quote Game" (second place)
Best Game Thread for "Picture Contest"
Best Newbie Poster
Worst RPG'er (second place)
Most Dedicated Poster (fourth place)
Postiest Poster (second place)
Most Unappreciated Poster
Biggest Geek (second place)
Poster you imagine wears Star Wars underwear
Best RPG for "Star Wars Isle 2"
Best Profile (Second Place)
The poster that reminds you most of C3P0 (Second Place)

The first thread I ever made on the ROTS boards was "Create Your Own Jedi". Darn I loved those boards back in the day (that is, July and August 2005).

Later, I made sequels to the thread: "Create Your own Sith Lord", which was even more successful, "Create Your Own Wookie", which was somewhat successful, and "Create Your Own Batman Character", which did only okay. Just felt like saying that. I feel like saying alot of things.

It also seems as if "The Quote Game" was the most popular thread I ever made, with 1008 replies, so, um, yeah. The long-running game was won by bionicwoman.

Fav. Movies:

Terminator 2: Judgement Day [hasta]
http://imdb.com/title/tt0103064/

Goldeneye/Casino Royale (2006)/The Simpsons Movie
http://imdb.com/title/tt0113189/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/

Lord of the Rings Trilogy
http://imdb.com/title/tt0120737/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0167261/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0167260/

The Star Wars Saga
http://imdb.com/title/tt0076759/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0080684/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0086190/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0120915/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0121765/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0121766/

Ferris Bueler's Day Off
http://imdb.com/title/tt0091042/

Clear and Present Danger
http://imdb.com/title/tt0109444/

Speed
http://imdb.com/title/tt0111257/

The Bourne Movies
http://imdb.com/title/tt0258463/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0372183/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0440963/

Batman Begins
http://imdb.com/title/tt0372784/

Men in Black
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119654/

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/

The Truman Show
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120382/

Dr. Strangelove
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/

Rest of the Bond Movies
http://www.imdb.com/keyword/official-james-bond-series/

Worst Movies I've Ever Seen:

Speed 2: Cruise Control
Dungeons and Dragons
Inspector Gadget 2
Batman and Robin
Home Alone 3
Home Alone 4
Plan 9 from Outer Space

Also, here's some great films I've seen I would also like to mention:

300
1408
1776 (1972)
12 Angry Men (1957)
16 Blocks
28 Days Later
30 Days of Night
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
28 Weeks Later
2001: A Space Odyssey
2010
The Abyss
Across the Universe
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
A Fistful of Dollars
A History of Violence
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Airplane!
Airplane 2: The Sequel
Alien
Aliens
All the President's Men
Amadeus
American Gangster
American Graffiti (1973)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
And Now for Something Completely Different
Anger Management
Apocalypse Now
Apollo 13
A Prairie Home Companion
The Arrival
A Shot in the Dark
August Rush
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
The Aviator
Babe
Babel
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part 2
Back to the Future Part 3
Bad Boys
Bad Boys II
Bad News Bears
Bambi
Bandits
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Beetle Juice
Being John Malkovich
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Beowulf (2007)
Better Off Dead (1985)
Bicentennial Man
Big Fish
The Big Lebowski
Big Trouble
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill Cosby: Himself
Biloxi Blues
The Birds
Black Hawk Down
Blade Runner
Blazing Saddles
The Blob (1958)
Blood Diamond
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Bonnie and Clyde
The Boondock Saints
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Bowfinger
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Brazil (1985)
Breach
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Brothers Grimm
Bruce Almighty
Bullitt
The 'Burbs
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Butterfly Effect
The Cannonball Run
Cars
Cast Away
Catch Me If You Can
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Children of Men
The China Syndrome
Christmas Vacation
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
The Chronicles of Riddick
Cinderella Man
Citizen Kane
City Slickers
Cloverfield
Cocoon
Collateral
Collateral Damage
Con Air
The Constant Gardener
Contact
Cool Hand Luke
Corpse Bride
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Court Jester
Crimson Tide
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Crow (1994)
Dances with Wolves
The Darjeeling Limited
Dark City
The Da Vinci Code
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The Day After Tomorrow
Day of the Dead (1985)
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dead Man Walking
Deja Vu
The Departed
Desperado (1995)
The Devil's Brigade
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
The Dirty Dozen
Dirty Harry
Dog Day Afternoon
Donnie Darko
Duel (1971)
Dumb and Dumber
Ed Wood
Elf
El Mariachi
Enemy at the Gates
Enemy of the State
Equilibrium
Escape from Alcatraz
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Face/Off
The Family Man
Fargo
Fido
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
The Final Cut
Final Destination
Finding Forrester
Finding Neverland
The Firm
First Blood
First Knight
Flags of Our Fathers
Fletch
Flightplan
Following
Forrest Gump
The Freshman (1990)
Friday Night Lights
From Dusk Till Dawn
The Game (1997)
Gangs of New York
Gattaca
The Getaway (1972)
Get Shorty
Ghost
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Gladiator
Glory
The Godfather
The Godfather: Part II
The Godfather: Part III
The Golden Compass
Gone with the Wind
Good Morning Vietnam
Good Night, and Good Luck.
The Graduate
Grease
The Great Escape
The Great Raid
Gremlins
Groundhog Day
Hamlet (1990)
Hans Christian Anderson
Happy Feet
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hearts in Atlantis
Heat
Hero (2002)
Hitch
Holes
Hollywoodland
Hoodwinked
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Hot Fuzz
Hot Shots!
Hot Shots! Part Deux
House of Flying Daggers
The Hustler
I Am Legend
Ice Age
Ice Age: The Meltdown
The Illusionist
Impostor (2002)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(Indiana Jones and the) Raiders of the Lost Ark
In Good Company
The In-Laws (1979)
The In-Laws (2003)
Inside Man (2006)
Insomnia
The Interpreter
In the Line of Fire
I, Robot
Iron Man (2008)
The Italian Job (2003)
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Jarhead
Jerry Maguire
Jesus Christ Superstar
Jet Li's Fearless
Jurassic Park
K-19: The Widowmaker
The Kingdom (2007)
Kingdom of Heaven
King Kong (1933)
King Kong (2005)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
K-PAX
L.A. Confidential
Land of the Dead
The Last of the Mohicans (1992)
The Last Samurai
Layer Cake
Legend
Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 4
Letters from Iwo Jima
Liar Liar
Life Is Beautiful
Life of Brian
The Lion King
Little Miss Sunshine
Little Shop of Horrors
Live Free or Die Hard
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Logan's Run (1976)
Lord of War
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Macbeth (1971)
Madagascar
The Magnificent Seven
Magnolia
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
The Man Who Would Be King
March of the Penguins
Martian Child
Mary Poppins
MASH
The Mask
The Mask of Zorro
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Matchstick Men
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Maverick
Meet Joe Black
Meet the Fockers
Meet the Parents
Memento
Michael Clayton
Michael Collins
Mickey Blue Eyes
Million Dollar Baby
Millions
Minority Report
Mission: Impossible
Mission: Impossible III
Modern Times
The Money Pit
The Mosquito Coast
The Mothman Prophecies
Mousehunt
The Mouse That Roared
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Mr. Brooks
Mr. Deeds
Mr. Holland's Opus
Mrs. Doubtfire
Mulan
The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy Returns
Munich
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
My Girl
Nacho Libre
Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
National Lampoon's Vacation
National Treasure
Napolean Dynamite
The Negotiator
Never Say Never Again
The New World
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
No Country for Old Men
North by Northwest
Notorious
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Ocean's Thirteen
October Sky
Of Mice and Men (1992)
The Omen (1976)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
The Others
The Passion of the Christ
Patriot Games
Patton
Paycheck
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Phone Booth
The Pink Panther (1963)
The Pink Panther Strikes Again
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Planet of the Apes (1968)
The Polar Express
The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
Predator (1987)
The Prestige
The Princess Bride
The Producers (1968)
The Producers (2005)
The Professional
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction
The Queen
The Rainmaker
Rain Man
Raising Arizona
Ransom (1996)
Rashomon
Ratatouille
Ray
Rear Window (1954)
Rebel Without a Cause
The Recruit
Red Eye
Rescue Dawn
Reservoir Dogs
The Return of the Pink Panther
Revenge of the Pink Panther
The Right Stuff
The Ring (2002)
Road to Perdition
Robots
The Rock (1996)
Rocky
Romancing the Stone
Romeo + Juliet
Ronin
Rope (1948)
The Rundown
Run Lola Run
Rush Hour
Rush Hour 2
Sabrina (1954)
Saving Private Ryan
Scary Movie 3
The School of Rock
Se7en
Seabiscut
The Secret of My Success (1987)
Secret Window
Serenity
Serpico (1973)
Seven Samurai
Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Noon
Shaolin Soccer
Shark Tale
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Shrek
Shrek 2
Signs
The Silence of the Lambs
S1m0ne
The Sixth Sense
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Smokey and the Bandit
Smokin' Aces
Snatch.
The Sound of Music
Soylent Green
Spaceballs
Spartacus
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Spy Game
Stand by Me (1986)
Starship Troopers
Starsky and Hutch
Steel Magnolias
Stranger than Fiction
The Sting
Stuck on You
Superman (1978)
Superman II
Superman Returns
Super Size Me
Syriana
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
The Terminal
The Terminator
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
The Thing (1982)
The Thin Red Line (1998)
Titanic
Top Gun
Top Secret!
Total Recall
Transformers
Tron
Troy
True Lies
Twelve Monkeys
U-571
Unbreakable
The Untouchables
The Usual Suspects
Vertigo
V for Vendetta
The Village
Walk the Line
The War of the Worlds (1953)
The Weather Man
West Side Story
We Were Soldiers
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
X2
X-Men
X-Men: The Last Stand
Young Frankenstein
Zodiac (2007)

Here's some more films I saw that I can think of right now:

[colorful]-Excellent
[biggrin]-Great
[smile]-Good
[none]-OK
[no]-Bad
[sad2]Horrible

War of the Worlds (2005)[smile]
SWAT[smile]
Coming to America[biggrin]
Cellular[biggrin]
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[smile]
Van Helsing [none]
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen [none]
Ocean's 12[smile]
The Island [none]
Spies Like Us[biggrin]
European Vacation[biggrin]
Vegas Vacation[smile]
Scrooged [smile]
The Man with Two Brains[colorful]
Guys and Dolls [colorful]
Jaws[biggrin]
Close Encounters of the Third Kind[biggrin]
Behind Enemy Lines [biggrin]
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?[colorful]
Robin Hood: Men in Tights [smile]
Bulletproof Monk [biggrin]
Jurassic Park III [none]
The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming![colorful]
Mission: Impossible II [none]
Witness[colorful]
Air Force One[colorful]
Bean [biggrin]
Small Time Crooks [smile]
The Hunt for Red October[smile]
The Sum of all Fears[smile]
Pearl Harbor[biggrin]
Lawrence of Arabia[biggrin]
The Great Train Robbery[biggrin]
Time Bandits[biggrin]
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story [colorful]
Fantastic Four [no]
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) [none]
Spiderman [none]
The Princess Diaries [sad2]
Legally Blonde [none]
Scary Movie 4 [smile]
Midway [none]
Rat Race [smile]
Father's Day [smile]
Armageddon [smile]
Twilight Zone: The Movie [smile]
Scooby-Doo (2002) [none]
Daddy Day Care [sad2]
Men in Black II [smile]
Casino Royale (1967) [smile]
Evolution [none]
Jack [none]
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist [biggrin]
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) [biggrin]
Godzilla (1998) [none]
Out of Time (2003) [smile]
Twister [none]
Fantastic Voyage [smile]
20000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) [smile]
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) [none]
13 Going On 30 [no]
The One [biggrin]
Swordfish [none]
Spy Hard [smile]
The Benchwarmers [biggrin]
Doc Hollywood [none]
King Kong (1976) [none]
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) [smile]
A Day Without a Mexican (2004) [none]
Raw Deal [none]
Walking Tall (2004) [smile]
Firewall [smile]
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes [smile]
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie [smile]
Battle for the Planet of the Apes [none]
The Pink Panther (2006) [no]
Kindergarten Cop [biggrin]
Gremlins 2: The New Batch [none]
Poseidon (2006) [none]
The Great Gatsby (1974) [sad2]
Shrek the Third [none]

there's still many many more movies i've seen that were good but just can't remember at the second.

Fav Songs

1. Beautiful Day - U2
2. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
3. Paradise City - Guns N' Roses
4. Hush - Deep Purple
5. Back in Black - AC/DC
6. Patience - Guns N' Roses
7. Let it Be - The Beatles
8. Thunderstruck - AC/DC
9. Twice As Hard - The Black Crowes
10. Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones

Honorable Mentions:

Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
Fix You - Coldplay
Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Nobody's Fault But Mine - Led Zeppelin
When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

Also my favorite Star Wars song is hands-down "Battle of the Heroes" from episode 3. It's fantastic. My favorite Jedi is Mace Windu! Also, I favor "Empire Strikes Back" and "Revenge of the Sith" above all other star wars movies, but in reality I have no favorite and like them all as a whole.

Fav Shows

The Simpsons
Futurama
Seinfeld
Whose line is it Anyway?
Fraiser
Friends
Will and Grace
Everybody Loves Raymond
Get Smart
Happy Days

Favorite Novels (no particular order):

Artemis Fowl Series - Eoin Colfer
Lord of the Rings Series - JRR Tolkien
I Am the Cheese - Robert Cormier
Rainbow Six - Tom Clancy
Without Remorse - Tom Clancy
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Philip k. Dick
A Scanner Darkly - Philip K. Dick
Harry Potter Series - JK Rowling
Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
The Cardinal of the Kremlin - Tom Clancy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Resturaunt at the End of the Universe - Douglas Adams
Life, the Universe, and Everything - Douglas Adams
So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish - Douglas Adams
Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams

People who have Found the 3 pieces of treasure i've hidden on the Star Wars 3 board (back in the day):

Green Goblin 2005 - 1 piece
Kevin Bonney - 2 pieces


I once accidentaly stabbed myself with a pencil just like in "The Bourne Identity" except it was a pencil not a pen and i was stabbed between my thumb and forefinger. The mark is still there.


I tried erasing the graphite but i got blood all over the eraser and it didn't work.

It hurt alot.

I also pulled some skin off with graphite on it and it hurt like crazy.

True story.


Here's some cartoons i made on a flipbook site one time back in the day that make no sense:

http://www.fabrica.it/flipbook/flipbook_player.php?id=1128269136-678025297

http://www.fabrica.it/flipbook/flipbook_player.php?id=1128904637-678025297 (anakin vs. dooku episode 3)

http://www.fabrica.it/flipbook/flipbook_player.php?id=1128185142-678025297&r=search.php&keyword=skip&p=1&type=autor

There are some more but i'm too lazy to put them up right now!!![biggrin]

On the Revenge of the Sith boards I created an RPG called "Star Wars Isle", which was like Star Wars mixed with "Lost". Some people called it the best RPG ever but I don't want to brag, so, yeah. It was funny and ultra-violent.

Anyways, it ran for 5 successful threads and 2 unsuccessful ones. Then, in December, by popular demand, I brought it back in an all-new thread. It was successful, and ended in January '06. Here's a summary of what happened in all of them:


1. Star Wars Isle: An RPG and The Search for SCOTT's baby!

Fifteen or so castaways land on an uncharted island on Manaan. SCOTT's baby, Turnip Head, has gone missing but is located in a prison camp. After it's rescue, it finds a glowing trap door and ages to seventeen years old, and calls itself Elaine. The Captian of the ship (me) is shot to death by a jedi passanger, who is also killed.

Star Wars Isle: The Coming of Gary Seven


An agent called Gary Seven arrives, and the evil scientist, Trop, and the evil sith lord, Matt Fisto, plan their wrath.

Star Wars Isle: The Wrath of Matt Fisto

The chef wanders out and is killed by wolves. Then, the wrath happens. 100 strong wolves attack the camp. Gary Seven is being ripped apart and orders Milford to shoot him dead. He does, and Gary explodes. Milford is pounced to death. Others are ripped to shreds and an explosion occurs, killing many. Matt's associate sith is chopped in half and eaten. After the battle, many have died and are in ruins. Lardus then is taken in the jaws of an alligator to a river. Although everyone shoots the gator dead, he flows down the river and off a waterfall, and is impaled by a rock. The hole it creates is so large that his body snaps in half and his two halfs fall into the pond. Everyone is devastated.

Star Wars Isle: Requiem for a Soul

Four of the dead mates come back to life as General Grievous's. Aliens and Predators attack the island, too, and a great jedi is killed. Skip (me, captain) returns as a force ghost and listens to classic rock all the time. This one was set during one night.

Star Wars Isle: The Finale

Blackarachnia's spiderling fleet attacks. The spiderlings kill a few more people, and the evil scientist Trop blows himself, his HQ, and 200 spiderlings up. Fireballs from the explosion kill many and set the forst ablaze. Then a ship arrives and the four survivors: Elaine, SCOTT, Herm, and Addyson escape, but Matt Fisto climbs in the ship in midair and gets in. Matt Wolfo (he's now a wolf) holds elaine hostage and the door opens, sucking herm's lightsaber out into the planet below. They then knock Matt out. His head blows up, Addy and Elaine fall in love, they get to wherever they were supposed to be going in the first place, and SCOTT returns to the hotel.


I liked this alot because of the large character developmnent, the thrills, and because we know about these characters so much we don't want them to die, yet almost all of them do. it was so fun. like gilligan's island or lost in star wars universe (did i already mention that? i dunno. i'm too lazy to look!)

Here's the unsuccessful ones:

Star Wars Isle: The Next Batch of Castaways

A new ship crashes on a remote planet of ocean and one island, and Dr. Strangelove plans to kill all. He, however, falls off a cliff, but lives. Then, an army of 1,000 zombies attack.

Star Wars Isle: The Arrival of Starsky and Hutch

Starsky and Hutch come and start to help kill the zombies (it ended here, for the thread stopped after only 15 posts, whereas the others had about 250 each).

Here's the most recent "Isle" thread that ended around december 2005:

STAR WARS ISLE 2

Castaways land on an island on Manaan. Soon, they find that a t-rex gang and king kong are cornering a trapped man. That man turns out to be Lara Croft, who dissapears. The t-rex's then attack the base camp, and the captain Skip and a few others are eaten. They then go away, but a new villian appears: Bob the Sith. He sends 10,000 orcs to attack the camp and many many die, but the camp survives. A few people are then crushed by meteors, struck by lightning, and all the other stuff. Then Bob the Sith finds a trap door in the jungle, he opens it and his head explodes and he dies. Oz and Herm enter it and are chased by a 'rex into a room with a pool, a chair, and a sweet-looking pistol with one bullet. Oz jumps in the pool, but it spits him back out and he turns green and sickly. He then sits in the chair and it sinks into the ground and the pool water starts overflowing. Also the green-glowing gun explodes. Meanwhile, in space, Tim Allen and his crew decide to bomb the island for fun before stopping by a Pizza Hut for some Calzones. Jedisilversun, 02, and Evan are killed, however jedi comes back to life to beat up Fred the psychotic robot, but then dies. Oz and Herm escape the room only to be chased by the T-Rex again. They come to a split in the road...the left path is full of birds and angels and wonderfulness, while the right path is filled with monsters and evil and man-eating spiders, but since this path is shorter, Herm and Oz take this path. They go in for a while and then start getting chased by a Black Widow spider, and then the entrance to the path closes off, so now they can't go back to the nice lovely left path anymore. Oz decides to fight the black widow, while Herm wants to escape. Meanwhile, 10,000 more black widows begin to hatch on the rocky cave cieling above. They approach Herm and Oz, and Oz takes out a crystal he got from the rainbow council, that might save them, but he hasn't a clue how it works. Then the dino from Jurassic Park that spits goo at people joins the spiders and spits goo at herm and oz. Mumby, the rock star, is then hurt badly by Tom Cruise and is crushed by a tree. Then, spiders eat him. Herm and Oz battle the monsters along with Fred the psychotic Robot. Fred helps the duo escape the tunnel just as it closes, and they think about building a raft. All of a sudden, however, a voice from an intercom on the tree in front of them says they can't, and then shoots a bullet and blows Fred's left index finger off. Black beats himself to death with a coconut. Herm sees his crystal ion the crocodile's jaws. He yells, "There you are! I'm commin, baby!" and jumps into its jaws in attempt to resque it. By the time he realises the horrible situation he's in, the croc shuts it's jaws, killing Herm. The resque squad arrives, but also the army that wants to destroy it, so they battle. Fred, seeing all his friends dead, jumps into water and electrocutes. His mangled body attatches itself to an escape pod, hoping to be rebuilt and revived one day on another isle. Addyson drops dead. Oz and Thombo are the only survivors that remain. A ship crash-lands in front of them. They enter it, but start vomiting. Thombo and Oz are in the ship, while the battle zooms overhead. They get it started, and go! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! They are screaming, and rushing up in the atmosphere! And BOOM! They blow up and crash at the same time into another ship which shot them. BOOM! BAM! SMASH! BAM! Dead. The battle continues on, until everyone has died. They crash into the ocean. The infamous island remains. No one survived.

And here's some cool pictures:

http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/it-dunce.jpg
http://asmallvictory.net/archives/fozzie.jpe
http://opinionjournal.com/la/111604strangelove.jpg
http://img27.exs.cx/img27/8961/dr_strangelove.jpg
http://www.blackstarproductions.net/bsp_images/halo2_screen3.jpg

Oh yeah and take a look at this website:

http://cheese.com/

Ahh good times.


Also, do you not agree that Terminator 2 is the best movie ever made? I mean, like, its perfect! The action, the writing, the story, the music, the WONDERFUL sound effects, the characters, the thrills, and just about everything else about it is perfect too! Is it legal to make movies this good? Its just so amazing. i love it.

That's all for now.