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Big Momma's House is a movie very similar to Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzennegger. When you mention the name in front of a person who's seen it, they'll get confused with the storyline. Did some cop pretend to be a kindergarten teacher? Or did a cop pretend to be a fat old lady? The movie is about a cop called Malcolm, played by Martin Lawrence, who is sent undercover to protect a witness, Sherry and her son from her boyfriend, who is a killer and hid some million dollars where no-one can find it. Malcolm reckons Sherry has the money. But to prove it, he has to go through very funny and totally ridiculous situations.

If you're a Martin Lawrence fan, he won't disappoint you in this movie. People who have heard of this movie but don't want to watch it, you'll be surprised, how many times you'll laugh. In fact when the movie finishes, you'll start imitating some funny things that Malcolm did in the movie, and laugh your head off. This movie won't disappoint you. I nearly guarantee it.

Rating 6/10

The Witches was originally a book written by Roald Dahl and published somewhere in the 1980s. I read the book and enjoyed it. But the movie...

It's better than the book!!! So what exactly is it about? Well, a boy called Luke, learns that there are witches on the planet. Witches who hate little children. Witches who want them destroyed. His grandmother tells him that the Witches have one meeting every year, to think up of plans how to rid children off the face of the Earth! One day, Luke and his grandmother go to a hotel. The plan was simple. They were supposed to have a good time and relax. Instead, Luke accidentally stumbles into a meeting room where the friendly ladies from the RSPCC (royal society to prevention of cruelty to children) are supposed to have their meeting. but, Luke soon finds out, they're not the RSPCC... they're the witches! And so Luke overhears their horrible plan (to rid children from the planet, of course).

When, the meeting is over and Luke is about to exit, one witch finds him, and turns him into a mouse! Luke knows what he has to do. He has to stop the witches' plan from happening. That however proves to be difficult as mouse have 2 deadly enemies. Cats and humans. Will Luke stop the witches? Sounds interesting, huh? Well, once you finish watching this movie, you'll want to watch it again and again! You'll love it! Rating; 6/10

This movie simply impressed me. I know it's not a good start to a commentary, but I've just been bursting to say (type) these words and can't possibly submit the comment without them.

The plot is very imaginative and the order of all the events in the movie simply has to be praised. The movie starts when Will Bloom visits his dying father one last time to get all the answers about his life from him. As his father, Edward Bloom, only told him fairy tales-and nothing but-about his life. Will is desperate to get the answers before he dies... and the answers are far more interesting than he expected.

As I said before, this movie simply impressed me. I've read the script and am trying hard to get the book written by Daniel Wallace. This is Tim Burton's finest movie, better than Edward Scissorhands and the rest. Well done, Tim! Well done Ewan! Well done whoever watched this movie! Well done whoever enjoyed it! Rating: 8/10