okami_ito

If you like endless self-indulgent monologs that seem to be written by the loneliest guy in the world this is the show for you. It's about two unfunny guys hanging around at a bus stop in rural germany who constantly ramble about things in a most uninspiring way. It's beyond boring and the only purpose for this i can imagine is to be some kind of audio wallpaper for very very lonely people so there are voices in the apartment. The frustrating thing about these german tv shows is that the actors are fine most of the time but have absolutely nothing to work with. The direction seems to be non existent and the script consists solely of some opinions of some guy. It's just lazy filmmaking of the saddest kind.

A familiar story told in a very boring way which is camouflaged by constant unnecessary jump scares and other tricks in the book of a filmmaker who has nothing to say.

The main character is portrayed in a manner that borders on comedy almost slapstick. She is constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Screaming, crying, jumping around like a lunatic, breaking things just from the beginning. It makes any form of progression impossible so there's never any real suspense or tension just senseless technical scares. The performance is really hard to endure and the rest of the cast doesn't help much either.

Even if you think you have to watch every horror movie out there (like me unfortunately), do yourself a favor and skip this one. There's nothing to gain from this.

David Lowery: yes

Epic dullness awaits. The only battles are between the actors and the pompous script. And there is a fox that looks as if it jumped onscreen just out of a Shrek movie. But what does thy fox sayeth? Nothing. And then something.