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Clasificación de mooby1967
POSEIDON Rated: PG13 Copyright: 2006 Warner Brothers Pictures Filmed in Hollywood California
******** The BIG Picture *********
Our story begins aboard the great ship Poseidon, a cruise ship bound for nowhere. We meet Dylan who is running around the decks of the ship. He meets Elena & tells her where to find her quarters. WOW! We then meet Robert who walks in on his daughter making time with her boyfriend Christian. He gives her this big speech about not feeling comfortable about their relationship. Christian stands there with his thumb up his ass.
Anywho . We skip all the way to New Years Eve in the dining hall. Dylan is gambling against Lucky Larry, & Robert. They are throwing down high stakes trying to show who is the bigger moron. "You are with me so far right " We now meet Richard who is buying all his pals expensive wine. Then he tells them he lied to them. Lied? About what? We never find out .
Anywho The bridge crew has all this great technology; I mean state of the art. They are watching the monitors & nothing. Clear weather for miles All of the sudden they see through a pair of binoculars a great tidal wave. They try to turn the ship only to get hit. Unreal Anywho, the ship starts turning over, people start falling everywhere, They fell in the kitchen, the disco, the dining hall, my ass, you name it. Well. The captain tells everyone that a rogue wave hit the ship. He also states that this is normal but can be deadly.
Is he f**king kidding I think Captain Stubing would have come up with a better excuse than that. What a DUMB ASS!
Anywho Let's wrap this up Our heroes (losers) start to climb there way to the bottom of the ship. Mainly cause the gambler, Dylan knows they there is a escape hatch in the propeller How does he know this? He's a gambler. It's common knowledge for graduates of GA (Gamblers Anonymous). They make their way with justifiable sacrificial deaths according to Dylan, but hey, he saves the kid AWE!!!!
They make their way out only to find a life raft just waiting there for them to use equipped with a flair gun Dylan fires the flair & within seconds, The Coast guard arrived to save the day The end . Thank GOD!
******* What you may learn from watching this film ********
1. Cruise ship captains have no friggin clue what goes on aboard their ship.
2. There's got to be a morning after To flush your $9.50 down the toilet.
3. On this weeks episode of Six Feet Under Freddie Rodriguez's film career.
4. Gamblers know a lot about naval construction. But nothing about personality.
5. When death comes between your life and the waiter's life Let the waiter die
6. Technology aboard the 1972 Poseidon was able to detect a possible Tsunami, while the 2006 Poseidon's most profitable technological breakthrough was a pair of binoculars.
7. Where the F**K is Shelly Winters!
8. Rogo Get yourself through; Leave these sad pathetic characters here to die Specially Dylan!
********* Personal Commentary *******
THIS FILM SUCKS MOOSE COCK LIKE ENIGMA #4 CHAWKS ON MAKEUP!!! WHAT THE @$&# HAPPENED!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOCKBUSTER! The only block this film busted was my wallet for paying to see this piece of sh*t
I remember the original & I thought it was on the corny side but it was entertaining. The actors build the characters to the point that you really did care about them. Even to the point of Shelly Winters diving in the water to save the preacher only to die of a heart attack. It was human & believable. The characters looked real as well as the special effects. Every aspect that made the Poseidon Adventure a great film.
This film lacked all those traits. The characters were unlikable or you just didn't care. The ship looked so plastic as well as the characters. The heroics of Dylan were just so stupid that you would wish the character an unpleasant but slow death. Yes Folks, I HATE Dylan!!! Trust me, before the film is over you will too
Anywho . While I watched this film, I wish I were one of the victims of the Poseidon instead of a patron who paid almost 10 bucks to watch this bile. @$&# YOU WARNER BROTHERS!! @$&# YOU!!!"
In Closing . I give this film .. 1 moooo & That's with a leaky Udder .
That's my story & I'm sticking to it
Darth Mooby
"For GODs sake, let the Moobster dance!" quote: N. Fisher
******** The BIG Picture *********
Our story begins aboard the great ship Poseidon, a cruise ship bound for nowhere. We meet Dylan who is running around the decks of the ship. He meets Elena & tells her where to find her quarters. WOW! We then meet Robert who walks in on his daughter making time with her boyfriend Christian. He gives her this big speech about not feeling comfortable about their relationship. Christian stands there with his thumb up his ass.
Anywho . We skip all the way to New Years Eve in the dining hall. Dylan is gambling against Lucky Larry, & Robert. They are throwing down high stakes trying to show who is the bigger moron. "You are with me so far right " We now meet Richard who is buying all his pals expensive wine. Then he tells them he lied to them. Lied? About what? We never find out .
Anywho The bridge crew has all this great technology; I mean state of the art. They are watching the monitors & nothing. Clear weather for miles All of the sudden they see through a pair of binoculars a great tidal wave. They try to turn the ship only to get hit. Unreal Anywho, the ship starts turning over, people start falling everywhere, They fell in the kitchen, the disco, the dining hall, my ass, you name it. Well. The captain tells everyone that a rogue wave hit the ship. He also states that this is normal but can be deadly.
Is he f**king kidding I think Captain Stubing would have come up with a better excuse than that. What a DUMB ASS!
Anywho Let's wrap this up Our heroes (losers) start to climb there way to the bottom of the ship. Mainly cause the gambler, Dylan knows they there is a escape hatch in the propeller How does he know this? He's a gambler. It's common knowledge for graduates of GA (Gamblers Anonymous). They make their way with justifiable sacrificial deaths according to Dylan, but hey, he saves the kid AWE!!!!
They make their way out only to find a life raft just waiting there for them to use equipped with a flair gun Dylan fires the flair & within seconds, The Coast guard arrived to save the day The end . Thank GOD!
******* What you may learn from watching this film ********
1. Cruise ship captains have no friggin clue what goes on aboard their ship.
2. There's got to be a morning after To flush your $9.50 down the toilet.
3. On this weeks episode of Six Feet Under Freddie Rodriguez's film career.
4. Gamblers know a lot about naval construction. But nothing about personality.
5. When death comes between your life and the waiter's life Let the waiter die
6. Technology aboard the 1972 Poseidon was able to detect a possible Tsunami, while the 2006 Poseidon's most profitable technological breakthrough was a pair of binoculars.
7. Where the F**K is Shelly Winters!
8. Rogo Get yourself through; Leave these sad pathetic characters here to die Specially Dylan!
********* Personal Commentary *******
THIS FILM SUCKS MOOSE COCK LIKE ENIGMA #4 CHAWKS ON MAKEUP!!! WHAT THE @$&# HAPPENED!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOCKBUSTER! The only block this film busted was my wallet for paying to see this piece of sh*t
I remember the original & I thought it was on the corny side but it was entertaining. The actors build the characters to the point that you really did care about them. Even to the point of Shelly Winters diving in the water to save the preacher only to die of a heart attack. It was human & believable. The characters looked real as well as the special effects. Every aspect that made the Poseidon Adventure a great film.
This film lacked all those traits. The characters were unlikable or you just didn't care. The ship looked so plastic as well as the characters. The heroics of Dylan were just so stupid that you would wish the character an unpleasant but slow death. Yes Folks, I HATE Dylan!!! Trust me, before the film is over you will too
Anywho . While I watched this film, I wish I were one of the victims of the Poseidon instead of a patron who paid almost 10 bucks to watch this bile. @$&# YOU WARNER BROTHERS!! @$&# YOU!!!"
In Closing . I give this film .. 1 moooo & That's with a leaky Udder .
That's my story & I'm sticking to it
Darth Mooby
"For GODs sake, let the Moobster dance!" quote: N. Fisher