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I must confess I'm still secretly hoping this movie is a parody, a prank played on everyone and we'll be happily laughing when it becomes clear it never intended to be taken seriously.

My main beef is with the story, it absolutely makes no sense. Because the story makes no sense, obviously the dialogues and everything else make no sense either.

The worst scenes of the movie are those where humans are present, they are even worse if the humans are talking. If there were no humans talking, it could be an ok movie. Judging by the scenery and the special effects, this is a high budget movie and has some skilled technicians working on set.

I'm still trying to understand how someone decided to create this story "we are an intergalactic force, subjugating other planets and we send our might juggernauts to connect flour from subjugated planets. They use horses and sickles and they work hard for the flour. But then they start using the sickles as weapons, against the intergalactic force! And they had hammers too, and the women working the fields started shooting with guns. And a chinese lady had two laser swords and she was menacing. And everyone was shooting and some were using laser swords and some were punching and some had knives they were going to use after the punch fight.

All characters are forgettable, the only exception is the robot. Zack just make a movie about the robot, with no humans present, please!

I watched it many years ago, but I feel compelled to rate it, after seeing the low rate. I'll admit that I have a quirky sense of humor and the movie is absolutely vulgar, but it made my eyes cry because of all the laughter. The story itself is irrelevant, the movie doesn't take itself seriously, but the comedic moments are crazy good, if you are not a prude, you don't get offended by jokes and don't expect a comedy to be politically correct.

I still remember, after 10 years, the minotaur scene, and the role the penis souvenir had in the exorcism scene. The humor is not random, there is a mix of in your face humor and subtle continuations.