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The acting and buildup are very good. The evidence in the movie that is presented is very convincing. But it comes accross as a documentary with not much horror. Like watching a documentary on the Incas and how they sacrificed to the Gods victims they captured. It is all very inresting but ther is no real dread or suspense as it is a documentary.

They do such a good job with making it feel and look like a documentary that it stays stuck in that role. That makes the ending flat and predictable.

In Blair Witch Project they were able to make us feel fear, dread, paranoia, etc etc. None of that is here.

Who is this made for? I watched the entire first 30 minutes and still have no clue what this is about. Fantasy movie only in name and costumes. All they do is talk. Boring as boring can be. If you have children be careful, there is a scene where a guy is running in the woods naked and his privates are clearly outlined as he prances around. Bizarre. He gets caqptured, castrated and tar and feathered by the elves. Adds nothing to the movie except more disgust and makes no sense. This is not a spoiler, there is nothing here to spoil. I think that is the main action scene in this bore fest.

Listen, I adore Lord of Rings, most fantasy tv shows, and cut them a lot of slack. I forgive much. I am a fantasy geek hardcore. But this thing is not a proper movie. Not even a proper play. Every high school play is better than this. Maybe it was crowd funded? I want my half hour back.

I did fast forward to make sure there were no later scenes to redeem it. But no, zero.