sinister_prog

Creepy Pasta, FYI, is a mash-up of 'creepy' and 'cut and paste', from other horrors tories. And oh, does it rely on copying for it's story. How many cliches can you spot? Bunch of high school friends summon hold a seance to summon the boogie-man, it all goes a bit wrong, they don't tell the parents, shots of trees at night eerm let's try and banish him etc.etc. Lots of shots of girls holding each other and screaming, and at the end someone walks through a gate. The end. Of a movie you have already seen before.

Ghost #1 I get to play hide and seek! Ghost #2 I get to play peek-a-boo with the cameraman! Ghost #3 I'll knock on doors then run away! Ghost #4 I'll trash the room, and as soon as my victim turns away I'll tidy up again! Ghost #5 I'll just stare at them Ghost #6 (running out of ideas) eer... I'll be a werewolf. Ghost #5,6,7,...100... Eer... we'll stand still gormlessly.

Half way though this movie I got the impression that the writers just ran out of plot and filled out the rest of the run-time with horror movie cliches. There's only so much creeping-about in the shadows or slow camera movements around a room while an apparition patiently waits off-screen to jump in on cue that should fit into one movie. By the end I expected the entire building to vanish.