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Unoriginal, boring, obnoxious, artsy garbage just like 90% of all modern "horror" with some extremely cringe scenes with the killer. Longlegs has basically the same plot as The Cure (1997) a Japanese horror film. The main character is terrible with her constant nervous breathing who's clearly not cut out for her career. It's like I've been seeing this movie every year cause nearly every horror "mAsTeRpIeCe" is like this now. Same boring emotionally dead tone "slowburn" with barely actual burn or a lame weird twist at the end.

I knew exactly what this was going to be when I saw all the praise for it. Note to self: if a modern horror movie is called a masterpiece, steer clear from it. Where was the horror? The only scary thing about this film is knowing that this is what the genre is now.

Across the Spider-Verse is a good film, better than the first one for sure but not something that should have 8.9 rating. I'm mixed about the animation, some things look really great but the other half is nauseating. I really didn't like the pacing, the movie is more than 2 hours long and it feels like the chase scene in the multiverse takes 1/3 of the film. The Spot is a fun villain but still don't get how he suddenly goes from wanting to rob an ATM machine to wanting to destroy the entire world, don't like how he just disappeared for the rest of the film. Miguel was fun even though his backstory was also really generic. Across the Spider-Verse is a good movie, but it relies on flashy animation and fanservice to cover up it's flaws. For example, am I the only one not ok with classic Peter Parker bringing his daughter to extremely dangerous places? Or with Spider-Woman getting slammed to a train while being pregnant? Also, too many Spider-Mans are just a parody of themselves. Don't get me started with awful modern humor. Overall, the sequel is better than the first film, but even more overrated. Flawed plot, great animation, ok soundtrack, fun action, too much fanservice.

Better than what we've been getting in the recent past, but still could have been a lot better. The first hour or so was fun even though it showed some weird behavior from The Predator, randomly exposing itself and then cloaking. At first I didn't mind the main character, sure she is looked down on but she's trying, she is shown to make mistakes and be vulnerable at times. But out of nowhere she suddenly knows how to fight and grapple to the point she's able to beat men (who obviously have better training in the tribe) later on she manages to kill 5-6 trappers in a very awkward looking fight and the final fight scene with The Predator was entertaining but super ridiculous. Naru's brother should have been the main character. Also, The Predator's strength for some reason comes and goes while Naru out of nowhere develops ridiculous ninja combat skills and acrobatics. This film is a step to the right direction, but more work needs to be done.