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Don't GET FOOLED!

As many times before I was fooled! This movie is cinematographic equivalent of a ship wreck! This movie is so slow - just like ship wrecks - It takes looong time to finally sink...That is - end. I'm a bit ashamed by now! I'm freakin 25 and by now I should learn more about overrated authors (like Argento SADLY is), and completely illiterate morons that will praise this kind of crap just because the flick kept them amused and in confusion ("Well, I didn't understood so there must be some thing in there..."). Suspiria is not a bad movie. I watched it twice. Once on video and second time on DVD. Both times I was badly disillusioned by what I saw.

The story is lousy. It reminds me of so many others in the slasher genre, but this time Argento cant just get away with THAT! And again we see poor girl visiting unfriendly environment, fighting her fears and having socialisation troubles. And then -just to have a cherry on the cake there's freakin' Witch coven! Something starts as slasher gets through teen drama and ends with...that witch thing! No, You cant get away with that! Characters: Oh, my God! Its just unmentionable! I don't care 'bout them! They are ALL criminally acted, with lousy dialogues given to them - they reek of incompetence for actual suspense or the easy way out of a compleete mess - feeling sorry for them. Gore - ummm...yes there is some of it. But when there is NO story to back it all up - I don't care for all of it! One thing I admere is the music score - GOBLIN IS GENIUS! This guy is maestro for horror scores and I would really like to see Him perform independently of film world! Where was I... Yes...next time when some sexually deprived, pimple faced, dark dressed, long greasy haired moron tells You of "This cult art horror flick by this famous cult art horror what-not director..." give him couple of bucks and tell Him to visit nearest whore-house and trade intelectualism for some of more basic things that matter more... Eh...

This flick made me laugh so badly I had cramps and fevers and I was dying laughing my ass off...I was seriously ill! My stomach still hurts!

Ben made quite a few good comedies las year or two but this one reaches point of masterpiece! Its simple. Its easy. It has just about everything one comedy needs to have. And it goes beyond!

I recommend this movie. If you don't like comedy this will prove you wrong! So wrong! It's just so good. So good that it will give you hour and a half of pure F U N! I just hope Ben will keep this progress in making great comedies!

Yes, sadly this is the first Serbian Horror movie! I mean Horror movie that was conceived and made with that premise - to be horror (many Serbian movies have some horror elements but ...). As first - He's the only one so we cant judge it severely. We gotta tone down our criticism!

This movie has this introduction thing that drags you in so deep that you expect true horror masterpiece! And it really holds up until the first hour has ended...then it falls and never gets back on its feet! Its like they (Dejan Zecevic and His palls I guess) didn't have enough money or enough powerful ending ideas (it was all made in war- time period so...)so great idea turned into nasty mess of a movie...

So! This movie is average. On wider criteria - this movie is weak. But you get it, you watch it and make your own judgment! It already became cult movie - because it had good marketing plan and because its first true Serbian horror flick! Its better for new Serbian directors because they now have something to look up to!

And one question to you all: Why does digital camera suck so badly?!