My Top 20 Sci-fi Movies
1. Star Wars (1977) -I don't call it a new hope
2. Back to the Future (1985) -very high rewatchability factor
3. Planet of the Apes (1968) -not the fkg remake
4. The Time Machine (1960) -not the fkg remake
5. War of the Worlds (1953) -not the fkg remake
6. The Road Warrior (1981) -best of the series
7. Jurassic Park (1993) -the black girl ruined the sequel
8. The Thing (1981) -not the fkg remake
9. The Terminator (1984) -fk the TV series
10. Terminator 2 (1991) -fk Terminator Salvation
11. The Matrix (1999) -forget the sequels, the zions are idiots
12. The Last Starfighter (1984) -great story, bad cgi
13. Empire Strikes Back (1980) -1st movie was better
14. Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind (1977) -
15. Star Trek 2 Wrath of Khan (1982) -Montalban steals the show
16. Westworld (1973) -I'll kill whoever talks about remaking this
17. Surrogates (2010) -vastly underrated
18. I, Robot (2004) -
19. The 5th Element (1995) -Chris Tucker almost ruined this for me
20. Independence Day (1996) -despite Will Smith's over-cockiness
Guilty pleasure: Circuitry Man (1990)
Worst sci-fi movies
1. Battlefield Earth -Travolta? God no.
2. Maximum Overdrive -minimum acting ability and overrated drivel
3. The Day the Earth Stood Still remake -Keanu's acting is too painful here
4. Phantom Menace -I'm a person and my name is Annakin. Nuff said.
5. Attack of the Clones -The bad acting is strong in this one
6. Matrix sequels -the zionists were a bunch of grouchy, wannabe cool assholes
7. The Time Machine remake -horrible cgi overkill on the morlocks
8. Planet of the Apes remake -A big no to Marky Mark and Ape-raham Lincoln
9. The Thing remake/prequel/what ever -I could not care for any of these people
10. Star Trek remake/reboot/what ever -I just can't watch this with new actors
11. I Am Legend remake -Omega Man's Heston rules over Will Smith and cgi
12. War of the Worlds remake -feed those bratty kids to the martians please
13. Johnny Mnemonic -Keanu's rant. Nuff said.
14. Lost in Space -boring, lifeless. Why'd the little girl have a crush on Joey?
15. Laserblast (1978) -so bad that Mystery Science Theater made fun of it
My Top 25 horror/monster movies
1. Horror of Dracula (1958) -Lee's Dracula is the best of all time
2. Jaws (1975) -this movie made people scared to go swimming
3. Lost Boys (1987) -a gang of teen vampires was cool in the 80s
4. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) -a groundbreaking classic
5. Salem's Lot (1979) -the boy floating outside the window was really scary
6. The Sentinel (1976) -the gate of hell needs a new guardian
7. The Omen (1976) -Mrs. Baylock's face at the hospital still scares me
8. Halloween (1978) -kick started the horror/stalker genre
9. Dracula has Risen From the Grave (1968) -one of the best sequels
10. Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) -Dracula's frightening red-eyed rebirth
11. Destroy All Monsters (1968) -a cage match between classic japanese monsters
12. Nightbreed (1991) -a secret city under a graveyard is where the monsters go
13. An American Werewolf in London (1981) -a dark comedy in the horror genre
14. Army of Darkness (1993) -Hey she-bitch. Come get some. -Great movie lines
15. Monster Squad (1985) -kind of a kids horror/comedy with cool monsters
16. The Fly (1958) -that tiny creepy voice calling out "Help me!"
17. Curse of the Werewolf (1961) -the fanged kid at the bars freaked me out
18. Dracula, Prince of Darkness (1966) -yes, I was a big Dracula worshipper
19. The Omen II (1979) -many horrible death scenes
20. The Exorcist (1973) -the scariest movie of it's time
21. The Frighteners (1996) -Michael J. Fox vs the Grim Reaper
22. The Shining (1980) -those creepy twin girls gave me the shivers
23. Rosemary's Baby (1968) -a satanic cult delivers a baby
24. The Birds (1960) -the birds gathered in the playground creeped me out
25. Carrie (1976) -not the fkg remake
Guilty pleasure: King Kong Escapes (1967) -you gotta love a King Kong robot
Worst horror/monster movies
1. Saw (all of them) -brutally violent garbage
2. Hostel (all of them) -more brutally violent garbage
3. Texas Chainsaw remake -even more brutally violent garbage
4. Hills Have Eyes remake -more crap
5. Blob remake -why??
6. Halloween remake -Rob Zombie and his swearing rednecks
7. Dracula remake -Keanu Reeves and Gary Oldman did not do it for me
8. The Ring -I could see fake looking cgi in the trailer
9. An American Werewolf in Paris -you can't copy an original classic
10. Hold Your Breath -who designed this fkg horrible dvd cover? Looks stupid
My Top 30 Comedy movies
1. Animal House (1978)
2. Stripes (1981)
3. Blues Brothers (1980)
4. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1981)
5. American Pie (1999)
6. 40 Year Old Virgin (2004)
7. Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
8. Seems Like Old Times (1980)
9. National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
10. Multiplicity (1998)
11. Clerks (1994)
12. Big (1989)
13. Billy Madison (1996)
14. History of the World (1981)
15. The Naked Gun (1993)
16. Austin Powers (1995)
17. Beetlejuice (1988)
18. Foul Play (1978)
19. Superhero Movie (2008)
20. There's Something About Mary (1998)
21. Office Space (1999)
22. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1988)
23. Meet the Parents (2000)
24. Spaceballs (1987)
25. Take the Money and Run (1969)
26. Up in Smoke (1978)
27. Meatballs (1979)
28. Three Amigos (1986)
29. Scary Movie (2000)
30. Porky's (1881)
Guilty pleasure: Hudson Hawk (1991) Bruce Willis cracks me up in this one
Worst comedy movies
1. Van Wilder -an idiot who throws the best parties in college. Who cares.
2. Charlie's Angels Full Throttle -over the top stupidity killed many brain cells
3. Bad News Bears remake -the wheelchair kid? Seriously?
4. Pink Panther remake -never should've been made
5. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 -not funny at all
6. The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming -this is boring, this is boring
7. Knocked Up -not funny and rather cruel to women
8. The Birdcage -I really don't find flamboyant fags funny at all
My Top 15 Action/Superhero movies
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
2. The Warriors (1979)
3. Die Hard (1989)
4. Avengers (2012)
5. Moonraker (1979)
6. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
7. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
8. For Your Eyes Only (1981)
9. Conair (1996)
10. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
11. Total Recall (1992)
12. The Sword & the Sorcerer (1983)
13. Smokey & the Bandit (1977)
14. Conan the Barbarian (1982)
15. Gladiator (2000)
Worst Action/Superhero movies
1. Catwoman -love Halle Berry, hated Catwoman
2. Daredevil - Ben Affleck is no superhero to me
3. Batman Begins -Bales comical grunting ruins the new Batman franchise
4. Casino Royal -Bond movies are crap since the 90s. I hate M and the PC overtones
5. Spiderman 3 -a giant sandman, a goofy Parker, these movies were never good
6. Die Hard 2 -too many references to the samaritan got really annoying
7. Pulp Fiction -was this supposed to be good? Walked out of after the gimp scene.
My Top 20 Sports movies
1. Heaven Can Wait (1978)
2. Rocky (1976)
3. The Longest Yard (1974) -not the fkg remake
4. Field of Dreams (1989)
5. Pumping Iron (1975)
6. Rudy (1993)
7. Major League (1989)
8. Rocky II (1979)
9. Rollerball (1975) -not the fkg remake
10. Caddyshack (1980)
11. Semi Tough (1978)
12. Bull Durham (1988)
13. Bad News Bears (1976) -not the fkg remake
14. Paper Lion (1967)
15. The Natural (1984)
16. All the Right Moves (1983)
17. The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
18. The Sandlot (1993)
19. Cannonball Run (1980)
20. Rocky III (1982)
Worst Sports movies
1. The Longest Yard remake -stupid as hell with dumb dialogue and wannabe actors.
2. Space Jam -a bunch of stupid cartoons kissing Michael Jordan's ass
3. Rookie of the Year -Daniel Stern is a big fkg idiot in this movie
4. Rollerball remake -what a piece of sh**
My favorite TV Shows current (2014-2019)
1. Walking Dead
2. Big Bang Theory
My Top 20 TV Shows
1. Star Trek -I don't call it the original. It's just Star Trek to me
2. Seinfeld -funny real life situations
3. Taxi -a star-studded laugh riot
4. Happy Days -great series before jumping the shark
5. Hawaii 5-0 -there's only one 5-0, the remake doesn't count
6. Gilligan's Island -2nd and 3rd seasons in color were the best
7. Welcome Back, Kotter -before Travolta left the show
8. Three's Company -Jack cracked me up and the girls were hot
9. The Brady Bunch -after the first season
10. Kikaida -special shout out to the japanese superhero from the 70's
11. The Partridge Family -Danny's great one-liners kept it going
12. Hollywood Squares -Paul Lynde's funny answers were worth waiting for
13. Match Game -The crazy questions, the bad answers; Richard and Charles
14. The Gong Show -fun anticipation of what crazy act will they gong
15. Carol Burnett Show -the skits were a riot
Worst TV shows
1. Housewives of Beverly Hills -ugly old fake plastic bitches totally into themselves
2. Jersey Shore -no talent ass holes
3. The Ellen Show -the hens in the audience scream so much you'd think the fkg Beatles were on stage
4. America's Got Talent -horrible outdated jokes from the black curtain caller, dumb remake of gong show
5. American Idol -a panel of jerks
6. X-Factor -I don't care to watch this garbage either
7. The New Hollywood Squares -Whoopie could NEVER replace Paul Lynde
8. Hawaii 5-0 remake -too much green hue on the foliage; can't pronounce episodes, Danno is a midget, Kono is a girl. Jack Lord is the only McGarrett
9. Baywatch -I was never into Pamela, and the whole show was a joke of itself
10. Little House on the Prairie -no no I could never watch this junk
