NoeMan
abr 2003 se unió
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Clasificación de NoeMan
If I feel down, all I need to do is think of Arnie fighting the grizzly bear in Hercules in New York and it cracks me up. The grizzly bear is actually just some big guy wearing a Halloween costume, he even moves like a human. But thats not the silliest scene. Arnold also fights a group of sailors with a plank and throws them in the sea, the sound effects and horrible choreography in that scene is hilarious. I've got the version of this movie with Arnies real voice, and just hearing that makes this movie worth getting. But Arnold is not the worst actor in this movie, his partner, Arnold Stang is much worse. The Mafia is even this movie, well, three guys...played by actors who probably auditioned for The Godfather but didn't make it. Yeeeaaahhhh....
The "brilliant" theme song in this movie is played about 500 times.
I would give this movie a one, but it made me laugh...so I guess it deserves a 2. Hoo-Ya.
The "brilliant" theme song in this movie is played about 500 times.
I would give this movie a one, but it made me laugh...so I guess it deserves a 2. Hoo-Ya.
Metroid Prime is a game that seems to be loved just for the sake of loving it. It's one of Nintendo's biggest games, and people decided it was good before it came out.
The game is horrible. It doesn't even have storyline, you just land on a planet and need to kill loads of monsters..thats it. There are no cut-scenes, no dialogue...nothing.
It's extremely repetitive and boring too, you walk around kill loads of monsters by locking on them and tapping A. Then go scan some stuff which will force you to read loads of crap, then you go and kill more monsters and do the same thing. And if that isn't bad enough you keep going to the same places, fighting the SAME MONSTERS over and over again.
I hate this game.
The game is horrible. It doesn't even have storyline, you just land on a planet and need to kill loads of monsters..thats it. There are no cut-scenes, no dialogue...nothing.
It's extremely repetitive and boring too, you walk around kill loads of monsters by locking on them and tapping A. Then go scan some stuff which will force you to read loads of crap, then you go and kill more monsters and do the same thing. And if that isn't bad enough you keep going to the same places, fighting the SAME MONSTERS over and over again.
I hate this game.
Opinberun Hannesar is a movie so poorly done in all ways, that watching it makes me angry. The film business here in Iceland is crap, theres no doubt about it. Sure we do have some talented people like Friðrik Þór Friðriksson but overall it is rubbish. If we get one good movie a year, we consider ourself lucky. So every time an Icelandic movie opens it interests me and most other film fans here. However, no one went to see Opinberun Hannesar. And for a good reason, the acting is laughable and the editing and all-around direction is like it was done by some amateur (or an incredibly untalented director, I´m not saying any names here *cought cought*Hrafn Jökulsson*cought*. To put it simply- this is one of the worst movies I´ve ever seen
I suggest you stay away from this piece of crap, it is a disgrace to our country.
I suggest you stay away from this piece of crap, it is a disgrace to our country.