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I went to the midnight premiere last night. With mixed expectations. I went in totally stoked to see the sequel to the funniest movie ever made. But, I was dreading the sequel curse.

This movie, plays A LOT on the first movie. References to The Jonas Brothers being in town. The opening scene is exactly like the first movie's opening scene. When I say 'exactly'. I mean EXACTLY. Camera angles, characters, lines, stances., music. There are a few new characters added to the wolfpack. The two main ones being Jamie Chung's character as Stu's fiancé, and Mason Lee's character. Stu and Lauren (Chung) are getting married in Thailand. Which I don't get. Jamie Chung is korean, not thai. But I guess we're going by the 'all asians look the same' stereotype and have her play a thai girl. Anyway, I'll just get to the point. The boys go have a drink, and wake up with no recollection of what happened the night before.

If you've seen the first movie, you've seen this movie. 98% of the gags, laughs and jokes are basically repeats of the first. All of them are recycled. Asian guy pops out of something and beats someone. Some sort of jungle animal is in the bathroom. Something is wrong with Stu's face. Scene by scene it's the same movie. I'll admit, it did have it's moments where I was cracking up and roaring with laughter. But I just sat there in the theater a lot, thinking 'I've seen this before'. It was a good sequel, as far as sequels go. But if this was the first 'Hangover' film, it wouldn't do very well. This movie relies A LOT on the first film. It does have a lot more vulgarity and potty humor, which is expected. However, I do kind of feel like the actors phoned this one in, which was disappointing.

Bottom line. If you haven't seen the first movie, don't see this movie. You won't get any of the jokes. And if you have seen the first movie, I'd wait for the Blu-Ray. 98% of the jokes are recycled from the first one, you'll just feel like you're watching the same movie. I do give it credit that the idea of it happening exactly the same as the first one is funny. But it gets exhausting about 45 minutes in. It's a funny movie, I'll admit it. It just felt like I was watching the first film over again. I suggest you wait for the Blu-Ray.

When the first scream came out in 1996, my grandma took me opening night. I was ten at the time, but I fell in love with scream, then the next two installments came out and I watched each one opening night in the theater and fell in love with the franchise even more. I wasn't old enough to actually see the movies in the theater so I had to sneak in, but it was worth the risk. Wes Craven is a genius when it comes to his 'Scream' movies. 'Scream' is known for it's wit, humor and tongue is cheek way of parodying itself and other slasher movies. 'Scream 4' brings back the magic of the first movie in all it's glory. Many of the characters and scenes are reminiscent of the first movie. Emma Roberts is the Neve Campbell, Hayden Panetierre is this movie's Rose McGowan and so forth. It's almost like they're trying to remake the first movie, but with all the original players still in it. You'll sit in the theater and be brought back to 1996, when the magic first happened. Maybe whisper to your friend next to you, 'I remember that from the first movie.' The opening sequence in 'Scream 4' will have you cowering in your seat and rolling on the floor with laughter. 'Scream' movies are known for it's horror, suspense and humor. And 'Scream 4' is no different. The kills in this film are fast and some are hard to watch, one kill early on in the movie, was the most intense and uneasy killing in 'Scream' history in my opinion. The three original characters, Never Campbell, David Arquette and Courtney Cox hold a special place in any fan's heart, much like the toys in 'Toy Story 3'. Since 'Scream 4' has rewritten the rules of horror, you actually fear for their lives in this movie, my heart was racing any time one of these three were alone, I was afraid for them. I was a little iffy about the new actors coming into play, mainly Emma and Hayden. Emma blew me away, she shed her 'Nancy Drew' image and gave a surprise performance I wasn't expecting from her. Hayden Panetierre is one of my least favorite actresses, but quickly became one of my favorite characters in this movie, and she also gave a performance I wasn't expecting.

'Scream 4' is perfect for anyone who is a fan of the franchise. (I used to say trilogy, but now I guess I can't.) It revitalizes the slasher genre, and brings us back to that faithful night in 1996 when we watched the first movie. I do however suggest you familiarize yourself with the past movies if you don't really know them. There are a lot of references to the past movies, that you may not catch. If you already saw the past films, watch them again so it's fresh in your mind when you watch this movie. You won't be disappointed. I waited eleven years for 'Scream 4', ever since the end credits of the third movie started rolling. And I was not disappointed. There was one line towards the end of the movie that will have any fan screaming and cheering. I can't say what it is without spoiling the movie. You'll just have to see for yourself.

If you know Zack Snyder, you know that people either love his movies or they hate them. This is exactly the case with his newest visual 'Sucker Punch'. Not everyone liked his previous films like, '300' and 'Watchman'. This is also Snyder's first film not adapted from previous work. But the ones who did, were in love. I'm going to come out and just say, that the people that didn't like 'Sucker Punch' probably didn't get it. It's more than just five sexy girls in slutty outfits shooting up the place. It has such a deeper story, and if you're one of the people that picked it up, you'll feel for all the characters so much more.

The story is pretty simple. A teenage girl goes through trauma, get committed to an insane asylum, and is trying to escape. The story seems simple, but it goes so much more deeper than that. She pretty much is using her imagination, to deeply intensify her surroundings. Remember when we were little and certain parts of the floor was hot lava? That's kind of what she's doing. With the help of four other girls in the asylum, she goes on unreal 'missions' to get the key items needed to escape. I wish I could touch more on the deep story, but I feel like it'll give too much away. I'll just say that this movie makes you think. If you actually pay attention to the story, and not just the action, this movie is will be one of the most original movies in years.

Overall this movie was amazing. The visuals, the action, the story, as well as the acting. I must admit, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung, although not as prominent as I wish they would've been, steal every scene they're in. The soundtrack was awesome, I actually downloaded it as soon as I got home. One gripe I did have with the film, was it's rating. I wish it wasn't PG-13, an R rating would have allowed Snyder to get away with so much more, and I feel like the insanity would have been intensified, which would have been nice to see. If you're a fan on mind bending movies that a lot of people will say 'that didn't make sense'. Think, 'Wizard of Oz', meets 'Inception', meet's 'Alice In Wonderland', with video game action and levels. Remember, that this movie, it's her mind that you're in, and whatever happens, no matter unreal it may seem, that you once believed that certain parts of the ground was lava. Free and open you're mind, and watch 'Sucker Punch'. It's a feast for your eyes, ears and mind.