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I am no Zombie movie expert but I am a video production tech and a writer. What this movie lacked is style it more than lacked in character definition and depth. Not only did I not care about them I was unmoved when they died. Nothing new or original and in fact I felt like I was watching a poorly made spoof of a zombie flick. The acting was sub par for a High School hygiene video and the single note dialog was worse than being drunk dialed by an old math teacher from my past. The token black dude was cliché and the so called Army hobo General was sad and insulting to the viewer. No pay off with a ridiculous ending. About the ending did they know everyone just got bored and walked out so they ended it that way as well? This may just be the movie that signals the end of the genre. Unlike others I will not list the plot holes and continuity gaffs as the are far to blatant and numerous. Blame the military and claim a secret experiment is the cause goes beyond redundant and unimaginative.Did some ones grandma finance this steaming pile of cabbage?

I am so sick of seeing the same tried and worn out story lines in Zombie movies. This movie is a much needed kick in the head to all movie writers. Stop feeding us the same old garbage.

From the beginning this movie is sharp, funny original and far better then 90% of the low budget Zombie flicks I watch. Kitty Go Boom is the best line in Years. No reliance on flashy effects or over shocking blood and guts. This movie moves on the story and character development.

I now feel bad for all those Zombies I cheered being killed in the thousands of movies I wasted my time watching before this one.

Zombies need love to.