stalking-divinity

After Lady Chatterley's Daughter by Retromedia, I wasn't expecting too much out of this one. Last year their softcore releases were great, but this year they were off to a bad start. I am, however, a big fan of Kylee Nash, so I thought this one might still have potential. It turned out mostly okay but still not as good as last year's stuff like Bikini Jones and Twilight Vamps.

The first thing that bothered me is that, with the exception of Ms. Nash, every other girl in this is a hardcore girl. I always find that takes away a lot from the films, as you can just as easily see the girls doing full on hardcore penetrative sex all over the internet. Also, I was not a fan of how incredibly tattooed both Joslyn James and Jenna Presley were. I was actually really impressed at how hot Ms. Presley looked until she got naked and all the tats started showing. She still has some great cleavage, though. As for Ms. James, I vastly preferred her with her longer, brown hair and less tattoos than she has now. Sara Sloane, aka Sarah Vandella was extremely cute, though, and newcomer Tasha Reign was very attractive. Ms. Nash was super sexy as usual.

Most of the scenes didn't really stand out to me very much, honestly. I thought the worst one was Ms. Reign with TJ Cummings, but I'm not sure that was really her fault. He seriously spent more time staring at his own biceps during his scene than he did his sex partner, which was ridiculous. He didn't spend quite so much time admiring himself during his scene with Ms. James, but still didn't seem to have very much chemistry, either. Mr. Cummings is actually quite a good actor, but I feel like his sex scenes are always terrible from what I've seen so far.

Normally I think all of Ms. Nash's scenes are awesome, but here I thought her scene with Tony Marino was a little bit boring. Her other scene with him in the Tanya X web series was a lot better. On the other hand, her scene with Nick Manning as the hippie was great. I thought it was the hottest in the movie and one of the best scenes I've seen her do so far.

The storyline was more like the fun, sci-fi campy stuff from Retromedia, which was really nice to see after the boring Lady Chatterley's Daughter. I thought that overall it was still not nearly as good as last year's offerings, but good enough that I'm not counting them out yet. If it wasn't for Kylee Nash's scene with Nick Manning I'd have been pretty disappointed, but I think that one saved the movie.

I am normally a pretty big fan of the Retromedia late night softcore releases, but this one was a pretty big snoozefest.

Holly Sampson is attractive, and she put in an okay performance, but I think she's done better in some other stuff. Also, as a veteran hardcore girl, it's hard to get excited about her doing simulated stuff when you can see scenes of her going all the way.

Jessie Lunderby was really cute, fresh-faced, and overall I liked her a lot. She seemed a little bit timid in her scenes, but she's new. I wouldn't mind seeing her in more stuff in the future.

One thing I found kind of creepy was Randy Spears and Jessie Lunderby together in scenes. Randy is a decent actor, but he's really starting to get up there in years, and having scenes with a girl young enough to be his daughter is honestly a little weird. She's literally less than half his age, and it's kind of gross.

I thought the plot was pretty boring and there wasn't really much of a hook for this one. One of the things I really like about the Retromedia movies as compared to the MRG or Wynorski ones is that they're generally kind of fun, goofy, clever little sci-fi/horror/fantasy type plots. I found the setup in this one to be a lot more boring than most of the fairly creative parody or campy titles.

Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders is, hands down, my favorite Wynorski late night Skinemax softcore effort in years.

I was a little iffy on Angie Savage after Sexy Wives Sindrome, but I have to admit that she has won me over here. While I'm not a fan of the tattoo, her overall look is great and she did well as the lead.

I also enjoyed the newcomer who played Marla Mounds, Jamie Hunter I believe? Attractive and demure, her underwater scene with Frankie Cullen was actually very cool. Not exactly the most over the top sex scene, but really interesting in a less overtly sexual way. I hope to see her back in more in the future. She has a great body and her sweet and shy brand of sexiness is nice, especially in contrast to Angie Savage's very different kind of sexiness.

I thought the highlight of the movie, though, was Kylee Nash as the spoiled rich girl Tiffy Nightsprings. After having been impressed by her when she had longer hair back in The Hills Have Thighs, I was afraid she was a one hit wonder in the softcore scene and wasn't coming back after that. I'm very happy to see her return, and having looked into her, now see she's scheduled for several other softcore titles coming up soon as well. Hopefully she becomes a regular in Wynorski's stable of gorgeous girls.

I thought her scene with Frankie Cullen was the hottest one in the entire movie by far, and quite probably one of my favorite scenes ever. Frankie Cullen seemed to have chemistry with her in their scene that even possibly exceeded that of some of his awesome scenes he's done in other films with Christine Nguyen. Hopefully Kylee and Frankie are paired up in some of the other upcoming softcores she's in, as I think the duo were amazing together.

I have to admit I feel a little bad for Frankie, though. Angie Savage really wasn't kidding with her line about his abs doing the talking in the beginning, as I think he literally only had one line in the entire film.

Hot babes aside, this isn't just the best Wynorski softcore in years because of the awesome talent. I was afraid after the Hills Have Thighs debacle that the fallout might lead to the end of the parody titles, and it appears I was right. With this, I was also afraid of a drop in quality. I think, however, the Wynorski outdid himself on this one and, freed from the creative shackles of doing parodies, managed to come up with a really fun romp with a lot of cute gags, like the silicone enhancing pills and the little picture-in-picture argument between Kylee Nash and Angie Savage.

While I thought the Kylee and Frankie scene was the highlight of the film erotically, the absolute highlight creatively was the awesome and hilarious Leone style shootout scene. From the scene where Kylee goes into the bar (and actually shows acting range, a rarity in the softcore genre) to the actual shootout itself, with all the requisite angles, long shots, and close shots that manage to blend Leone's style with Wynorski's sex comedy romp, it's obvious Wynorski took a lot of pride in this particular bit and it really shows.

My only real disappointment in the movie was seeing TJ Cummings back again, a male actor I am really not a big fan of as I just don't feel like he brings much chemistry to his scenes. However, since the male actors in these tend to often be props more than actors, it wasn't exactly a huge detractor from the film.