abarsby
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Is there NOTHING that can't be achieved with the single press of a {SPACEBAR} these days ? This is all the Mass Effect series seems to consist of - massive overlong fire-fights, followed (and preceded) by tortuous cut-scenes (I can't press {SPACEBAR} fast enough to fast forward through this drivel).
Followed by wandering around environments to see if you can activate another tortuous cut-scene with any of the dozens of AI wandering around - which in turn begins the the loop all over again ! Why do games publishers always WANT TO MAKE MOVIES - gamers WANT TO PLAY GAMES - preferably ones where every single interaction isn't controlled by the magical {SPACEBAR}.
Followed by wandering around environments to see if you can activate another tortuous cut-scene with any of the dozens of AI wandering around - which in turn begins the the loop all over again ! Why do games publishers always WANT TO MAKE MOVIES - gamers WANT TO PLAY GAMES - preferably ones where every single interaction isn't controlled by the magical {SPACEBAR}.
I love action movies, but I HATE this movie, it is a real abomination.
An awful script, terrible Direction, wooden acting and rubbish explosions that would shame even Steven 'Straight to DVD' Segal (though this movie missed him, Van Damme, and Carl Weathers)
When I first heard the '12 hardened mercenaries travel to the jungles of Central America' thing, I thought it was going to be a serious action movie, with jungle scenes like those in 'Predator', or even 'Rambo IV', not the half-assed attempted action-comedy that it is.
Stallone's god awful rucked up in the neck toupee, Jet-Li's grating Beijing accent (sounds like a seal), Steve Austin's cretinous goon, Eric Roberts pantomime villainy ! So many reasons to hate this on a character level alone.
What we discover happened to Dolph Lundgren's imaginatively named character; 'Gunnar Hansen' at the end of the movie just beggars belief, and is truly a Plan 9 From Outer Space moment !
The only good thing for me was seeing Sly with Arnie and Bruce - although poor Arnie walks like a 63 year old man crippled with arthritis.
That 28% of IMDb members have voted this as a '10' (the largest by far) is just laughable.
An awful script, terrible Direction, wooden acting and rubbish explosions that would shame even Steven 'Straight to DVD' Segal (though this movie missed him, Van Damme, and Carl Weathers)
When I first heard the '12 hardened mercenaries travel to the jungles of Central America' thing, I thought it was going to be a serious action movie, with jungle scenes like those in 'Predator', or even 'Rambo IV', not the half-assed attempted action-comedy that it is.
Stallone's god awful rucked up in the neck toupee, Jet-Li's grating Beijing accent (sounds like a seal), Steve Austin's cretinous goon, Eric Roberts pantomime villainy ! So many reasons to hate this on a character level alone.
What we discover happened to Dolph Lundgren's imaginatively named character; 'Gunnar Hansen' at the end of the movie just beggars belief, and is truly a Plan 9 From Outer Space moment !
The only good thing for me was seeing Sly with Arnie and Bruce - although poor Arnie walks like a 63 year old man crippled with arthritis.
That 28% of IMDb members have voted this as a '10' (the largest by far) is just laughable.
Steve Carrell continues towards career suicide with ANOTHER awful stinker of a movie.
It's supposed to be a 'comedy', but I didn't laugh once, well, not at Carrell; Dwayne Johnson was charismatic and funny - as always.
Steve Carrell is just the guy who got lucky riding Ricky Gervais' coattails, so you would think he would make the most of his 15 minutes, but no, he is to comedy what Steven Seagal is to action.
I guess it is supposed to be based on that old TV series - that wasn't funny either, so at least it's true to its source material.
Hopefully, now, after another multi-million dollar loss, studios will realise what a one trick pony Carrell is, and stop throwing money at him now after this latest flop.
It's supposed to be a 'comedy', but I didn't laugh once, well, not at Carrell; Dwayne Johnson was charismatic and funny - as always.
Steve Carrell is just the guy who got lucky riding Ricky Gervais' coattails, so you would think he would make the most of his 15 minutes, but no, he is to comedy what Steven Seagal is to action.
I guess it is supposed to be based on that old TV series - that wasn't funny either, so at least it's true to its source material.
Hopefully, now, after another multi-million dollar loss, studios will realise what a one trick pony Carrell is, and stop throwing money at him now after this latest flop.