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I was raised to believe that Hollywood is the worse in bad scripts and bad plots and ridiculous stories that have nothing to do with reality. The Japanese hive mind can be so much worse than a B movie branded by one of the Hollywood studios. I ignored the acting, which is of about the same quality as old Hong Kong movies, yet far less entertaining. The story itself is the usual Japanese stereotype with the manly man and the breeder wife who is stupid, but oh so loyal to her shoe salesman of a manly man husband. Also, given the war mongering tradition, the war and violence are something decent that have to inspire the children to sacrifice themselves for the shogun. So no disemboweling, only some dirt put on the faces and tears in the clothing to suggest the battle is over.

Anyway, the logic is amazing. So you have a dragon larger than the biggest building. The soldiers are alive because they are manly men. And now they are going somewhere to wait for the dragon?!? A dragon that is larger than a freight train, not that the characters know what a train is. X Men scripts seem more intelligent with every minute in this series.

Some Hollywood producer has seen an Apollo Robbins show. The Apollo Robbins part is correct. The mumbo-jumbo about suggestions and picking wallets with chop sticks, that is the writer paid by the hour. Never mind. The actors are cute, and there is no sex so prude audiences can watch how the fairy tale criminals steal even more than a State Congresscritter.

Forced lines, stereotypes. I get that is the point, but I Think You Should Leave does it so much better in any way. So, no, thank you.