Trumpy
jul 2000 se unió
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Clasificación de Trumpy
I saw this on TV a few days ago. And was pretty pleasantly surprised.
Positives
-Story: I can't really comment too much on the Chinese legend but the story of the movie was pretty compelling. The story of a young woman searching for her place in the world and proving herself a warrior.
-Look: Disney once again created a new look for its cartoons and this one looks pretty nice. The shots of the battle in the snow are rather impressive.
Negatives:
-Music: The music in this movie is ABOMINABLE. Boring, slow, un-catchy. I was begging for the music parts to go by.
-Secondary Characters: Very uninteresting. Especially the soldier characters. They had absolutely no personality to them whatsoever. Even the love interest wasn't that interesting. The Eddie Murphy character was a little better, but seemed too out of place in this type of movie spouting his one-liners.
Positives
-Story: I can't really comment too much on the Chinese legend but the story of the movie was pretty compelling. The story of a young woman searching for her place in the world and proving herself a warrior.
-Look: Disney once again created a new look for its cartoons and this one looks pretty nice. The shots of the battle in the snow are rather impressive.
Negatives:
-Music: The music in this movie is ABOMINABLE. Boring, slow, un-catchy. I was begging for the music parts to go by.
-Secondary Characters: Very uninteresting. Especially the soldier characters. They had absolutely no personality to them whatsoever. Even the love interest wasn't that interesting. The Eddie Murphy character was a little better, but seemed too out of place in this type of movie spouting his one-liners.
This movie is absolutely horrendous. I don't see how Manos: The Hands of Fate gets picked over this as worst movie ever.
The Music: The most annoying music you could ever imagine. Most of it is stacatto marching band music. It doesn't match what is happening on the screen. Just listening to the music itself is confusing. Then there is the big "rock and roll party" where everybody gets eaten. Just like Mike says, "No wonder the British Invasion was so easy". Everyone at the party is 40 years old or older and ready to fall asleep. Only three people seem to be enjoying themselves: a spaz that thinks he's Jerry Lewis, a woman with a wobbly butt, and another woman with a rather sizable rump.
The Monster: This is probably the least scary monster ever created. The only possible victims that it could eat are paraplegics since it moves so slow. However, the MST3K cast gives the monster a hilarious happy-go-lucky/compulsive eating personality. Probably the most likable character in this movie was the monster. And what is it exactly? A giant bean bag? A living patchwork quilt?
The Narrarator: I don't know why practically the only speaking role in the movie is the narrator. Maybe the director knew how lousy the actors were and replaced their dialogue at the last second with the narrarator. I mean the actors mouth almost exactly what the narrarator says. And then the narrarator goes off on some tangent about the joys of wedded bliss.
The Moral: I guess some sort of religious group made this move cause the message seems to be "don't kiss a girl or else you will both be eaten by a monster". This also spreads to "don't dance to incredibly boring 'rock' music or you'll be eaten by a monster."
The Military: Almost as unbelievable as the monster are the "special" forces sent to save the town. I couldn't help saying aloud during the movie "They are so NOT military". If a bunch of losers riding around in the back of an old pickup is the army, I'd be really afraid.
The Music: The most annoying music you could ever imagine. Most of it is stacatto marching band music. It doesn't match what is happening on the screen. Just listening to the music itself is confusing. Then there is the big "rock and roll party" where everybody gets eaten. Just like Mike says, "No wonder the British Invasion was so easy". Everyone at the party is 40 years old or older and ready to fall asleep. Only three people seem to be enjoying themselves: a spaz that thinks he's Jerry Lewis, a woman with a wobbly butt, and another woman with a rather sizable rump.
The Monster: This is probably the least scary monster ever created. The only possible victims that it could eat are paraplegics since it moves so slow. However, the MST3K cast gives the monster a hilarious happy-go-lucky/compulsive eating personality. Probably the most likable character in this movie was the monster. And what is it exactly? A giant bean bag? A living patchwork quilt?
The Narrarator: I don't know why practically the only speaking role in the movie is the narrator. Maybe the director knew how lousy the actors were and replaced their dialogue at the last second with the narrarator. I mean the actors mouth almost exactly what the narrarator says. And then the narrarator goes off on some tangent about the joys of wedded bliss.
The Moral: I guess some sort of religious group made this move cause the message seems to be "don't kiss a girl or else you will both be eaten by a monster". This also spreads to "don't dance to incredibly boring 'rock' music or you'll be eaten by a monster."
The Military: Almost as unbelievable as the monster are the "special" forces sent to save the town. I couldn't help saying aloud during the movie "They are so NOT military". If a bunch of losers riding around in the back of an old pickup is the army, I'd be really afraid.
Most MST3K movies are mindnumbingly bad. But at that same time they are quirky enough to at least find humorous, like The Creeping Terror or Manos: The Hands of Fate. Some of the movies are fun to watch just to count obvious mistakes, like Skydivers or Red Zone Cuba. However I can find very little to recommend this movie. I only bought it because I get every Rhino release of the show and it was part of a 3-pack.
This movie is so boring and pointless. The teens just walk around the island and house all day long making supposedly witty conversation. It's so laughable seeing the supposedly suave manner of Robert Reed. But at least he pulled off wearing the tight second skin shirt without passing out.
The character Jondor was weird, besides being mute I didn't see any Tor Johnson-like characteristics in him to warrant playing the Igor role. Big, but not big enough; ugly, but not ugly enough, etc.
The characters of Bellow's wife and her lover were just thrown in the mix to explain a few things, but otherwise had no purpose or backstory.
The bottom line is they took everything out of A Most Dangerous Game that made it an appealing story and added teenagers.
This movie is so boring and pointless. The teens just walk around the island and house all day long making supposedly witty conversation. It's so laughable seeing the supposedly suave manner of Robert Reed. But at least he pulled off wearing the tight second skin shirt without passing out.
The character Jondor was weird, besides being mute I didn't see any Tor Johnson-like characteristics in him to warrant playing the Igor role. Big, but not big enough; ugly, but not ugly enough, etc.
The characters of Bellow's wife and her lover were just thrown in the mix to explain a few things, but otherwise had no purpose or backstory.
The bottom line is they took everything out of A Most Dangerous Game that made it an appealing story and added teenagers.