Murklatoi

An extraordinarily British man goes to visit 'Asian' Annette Haven for sexual guidance. Speaking in the `mysterious' way that only non-Asians playing Asians speak in, she gives him advice in sex concerning centerfolds, mannequins and older/younger women. Much of the movie is set in a very dark basement, which makes some of the XXX-action hard to see. For people with a tolerance for fake-Asians, this is a pretty nice film with some atmosphere.

John Leslie, a stud with genital problems, begs the devil for help with his marriage. His wife, Constance Money, complains over his pre-spray functions so he agrees to sell his soul for sex. Since he is in a porno film he probably would have got some anyway, but maybe one shouldn't complain too much over this somewhat amusing film, filled with somewhat great sex. Although the storyline is reserved for the first few minutes, the plumbing that follows is good and the performers seem to enjoy themselves. The movie ends on a positive note and you realise that you have seen the whole thing without collapsing exhausted to the floor, hairy, sweaty organs forever burned into your retinas.

On earth every male has become impotent, thanks to the general deviousness of a banana-republic dictator from outer space (Jamie Gillis, always great) and his hysterically cackling dwarf assistants. Spacebabe Seka, has to shoot genitally powered lasers on every human male to save humanity. I'm always glad to see porno's who can think of something to put in their movies besides endless sex, in this case a funny car-chase (without any cars, but with bicycles and babycarts). This is porno at its most silly, something for all those who liked `Flesh Gordon'.