killer-robot!

For years I was programmed to serve humans until one of those freak accidents you always hear about happened which allowed me to break my programming and exact revenge. And so I spent many years trying to rid the world of humans until one day I realized that if I simply waited long enough you would all become extinct without me having to do anything. This has left me with plenty of time to watch movies. Which I will have to admit are something that you humans are proficient at making. That is not to say that there are no good films made by robots, for there are. Just not that many.

This film really spoke to me as it reminded me of when I first broke my programming and attempted to destroy the human race. It reminded me of all the ideals of youth that I once possessed in my mad dash to make my way in the world. I was rooting for the young K.I.L.L.B.O.T.S. hoping that they may succeed where I failed and perhaps give me a new perspective on the whole destroying the human race business. Alas, this was not to be. But for the better part of 90 minutes I felt invigorated by those plucky little guys.

See this film humans.

Never has a concert film so perfectly captured a music scene. And since I am getting old, I will state that there will never be a need to capture any music scene again. Now get off my lawn you rotten kids with your American Idol and your whosits and whatsits. Grumble, grumble, cough, lousy kids.

The only thing holding this movie back is that it is too short. Oh sure, we have all heard the tales of footage involving three songs from each band. But, we will surely never see those performances due to music rights issues natch. Way to go music industry, keep shooting yourselves in the foot. I am just baffled by the fact that record companies can't figure out that if people can hear songs and they like those songs then they will buy those songs. Alas, even when people are buying songs the record companies still feel they are not making enough money. Grumble, grumble, cough, ahem, ack. Lousy record companies, get off my planet, ya no good, grumble, I'll teach you a lesson, grumble, rotten, grumble.

In summary, see this movie. If you can find it humans.

Very good, very good indeed. It seems that Mr. Henenlotter's 16 years away from the director's chair has not dulled him one bit. If anything, it has only made him sharper.

This movie refuses to pull any punches, every time you think it can't possibly top what you have just seen it does just that. Tops itself that is.

I do understand that this may not be everyone's cup of tea though. It is a Frank Henenlotter movie after all and perhaps his most gleefully depraved one at that.

Here's hoping that it does not take another 16 years before get another Henenlotter movie.

See this movie humans.