- Pagan: You know what Darth Vader looks like beneath that mask? He's a skeleton. Just like the rest of us.
- Homeowner: Hey, I don't allow language like that in my house.
- Star: [first sales call] Well, I don't live here.
- Backseat: Long way from home, huh?
- Star: Yeah, I do selling. Door to door.
- Backseat: Door-to-door selling? What you selling?
- Star: Nothing anyone ever wants to buy.
- Backseat: [laughing] Try us.
- Star: Magazines.
- Backseat: What kind of magazines? Anything like porn magazines?
- Star: Porn, crochet, fishing -- everything. I'm shit at it though, nobody ever buys from me.
- Backseat: I tell you what: we're gonna go burn some steaks, have some beers. Why don't you come join us, we'll buy some of your magazines.
- Star: You'd all do that?
- Driving Cowboy: We ain't got nothing better to spend our time and money on.
- Driving Cowboy: Where you from?
- Star: Oklahoma.
- Front Seat Cowboy: You don't sound like you're from Oklahoma.
- Star: I was born in Texas. My mom died three years ago, so I was sent to Oklahoma.
- Front Seat Cowboy: I'm sorry to hear about that. Cancer?
- Star: ...Meth.