Our Little Secret

Various Adult Time content makes its way onto this all-girl VOD, none of it very good.

One of the platform's April Fool's Day pranks produced "Tomboyish", called a Pilot Series, but merely a nothing scene with truly idiotic dialogue (no writing credit, of course). We watch Lilly Bell working out with weights, and so does zoftig Scarlett Alexis, who clearly gets horny playing a voyeuse. Afterwards, they exchange mindless banter leading to sex. The definition of "tomboy" apparently extends here to Lilly donning a strap-on dildo for anal sex with Scarlett. Adult Time used to have a series titled Pretty Dirty, and this one should have been called Pretty Stupid.

From one of the platform's crummiest series Caught Fapping comes "Caught Her Eye" that has an annoying echo-chamber voice-over narration. The staff has no sense of irony, with Siri Dahl getting horny ogling plus-size Score model Ashlyn Peaks lying on a couch masturbating. Siri is infatuated and worships Ashlyn's huge floppy breasts, with both gals masturbating and having a great time together. In real-life, Siri became extremely popular with similarly huge floppy breasts, but more recently had breast reduction surgery that disfigured them, and here she is infatuated with Ashlyn who left herself intact. I don't get it at all.

Finally, a scene titled "Private Riding Lesson" is from the Lez Be Bad series and has an even worse story premise, all left to voice-over. Veteran lesbian star Sinn Sage and newcomer (with the cute accent) Gal Ritchie are both dressed in riding outfits, with Sage the inevitable domme spanking Ritchie with her trusty riding crop. In the good old days when pornographers had budgets, we would have been treated to some actual horses and horseback riding to set up the scene, but this clunker is all-sex.