The MILFY Hookup Issue

With MILFY label honcho Kayden Kross not directing, these four segments are merely all-sex porn, with mature MILFs and the usual studs going at it.

"Online Dating" is a silly spoof of male ego-tripping in which Dante Colle indulges in self-satire as he gets ready for an on-line hookup with veteran MILF actress Silvia Saige. It's shot as if a cinema verite documentary with some interviewing and the cameraman shown on screen, but very fake. Silvia dominates him and has anal sex, while Dante's failed attempt at comedy can't hold a candle to his real-life (sort of) viral video making a fool of himself shooting at his Tesla Cybertruck to prove it's not bulletproof.

In "Overwatch", plump beauty Elizabeth Sklar plays an operative on a surveillance mission, steady at her telescope when she's not delivering some tasty softcore poses for the camera. Her co-worker Troy Francisco shows up, and his acting is very poor, as very quickly Liz seduces him and they hump for the rest of the segment.

"In Need of Muscles" has Sedona Reign advertising for a removalist and muscular Alberto Blanco shows up to carry out her ex-husband's belongings from her home and garage. She watches and seduces him - a nothing scene.

Finally, newcomer 50-something Ainslee (who looks like one of those busty women used in photos on-line of "neighborhood older women" supposedly available for free sex) stars in "Business or Pleasure". It's little more than a stag movie - namely, housewife seduces the delivery boy, played by Dan Damage.