- Joe Foster: The point is that this... this is a game. And out there, that's our best chance to win. Right now, in here, I mean, we're missing everything. Either way, we're white, we're rich. The cops are gonna be here any second.
- Abe: You people. You think you can do whatever you want, with no repercussion.
- Joe Foster: No, it's not true, man. We thought he...
- [Abe slaps him]
- Joe Foster: We thought the guy...
- Abe: Tom, his name was Tom! Did you know he had a wife? That he had a fucking daughter?
- Joe Foster: I thought he was gonna kill her, man.
- Abe: That's the service you paid us for. You called us!
- Joe Foster: No, we tried! I tried! But you guys said it was sold out. All right, when it started, yeah, I played along. What kind of fucked up company do you guys run? You made me think that I killed my friend.
- Abe: It was a fucking plastic hand. You're the horror buff, Joe. You should have known!
- Fear Inc Henchman 2: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin. Well, then I'll huff and puff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
- Ben Davidson: Oh, man. Your life is different than my life.
- Joe Foster: Yeah.
- Ben Davidson: You really married up, my friend. Hashtag blessed.
- Joe Foster: Come on, man. The M word. Put a dollar in the swear jar, man.
- Bill Peterson: Joe, were you out earlier?
- Joe Foster: No, um... just been in the back most of the day. Got some friends in town.
- Bill Peterson: Oh, where from?
- Joe Foster: Maryland.
- Bill Peterson: Oh, home of the blue crab, Cal Ripken, and Edgar Allan Poe. Yeah, I once spent six months there doing an Agatha Christie play out on Chesapeake Bay.
- Ben Davidson: Oh, fuck. Is that guy dead?
- Ashleigh Davidson: Oh, my God.
- Joe Foster: I thought you two were dead, you know.
- Ben Davidson: What? We're fine. The only person that's dead is this fucking actor, you fucking idiot, what is wrong with you?
- Joe Foster: How was I supposed to know?
- Ashleigh Davidson: This all didn't seem a little too much to you?
- Ben Davidson: All the horror movie shit. This, this, you believe this?
- Joe Foster: Yeah, I did think it was fake, okay? That's why I wanted to do it. But then it started to happen and it was so real. I thought I was doing the right thing! You guys are good actors!