Asian School Girls

Not that the title Asian School Girls was not a big clue.

This movie falls into so many stereotypes, I'm surprise there wasn't a car chase were they could show off how awful Asians are suppose to be at driving, but I guess that would have put the budget at 20 dollars.

Give it to the house of Mockbusters they showed balls being straight up serious with this one.

It's almost like a Soft-core porn without the simulated sex scenes, completely geared towards anyone with a dragon chick fetish

In all fairness, the movie could have been better if the studio was not so obliviously exploiting Asain girls. It had a great Kill Bill-like revenge plot that focus more on hot chicks looking hot than paying homage to Asian cinema

It does have so bad it's good potential,and there is nudity, but it can leave you feeling shameful that you found pleasure in it.

Looking at the ridiculously low user-rating and reading some of the reviews I can't help but to wonder what people actually expected from this movie.

Did they expect the sharp-witted dialogue of WES ANDERSON or mindbending twists of David LYNCH?

If so then that says more about them than this movie.

I know what I expected, girls that are easy on the eyes and that kicked some ass.

And guess what? My expectations came true.

I actually thought it was gonna be pretty bad or so bad it's good but it's actually half-way decent.

Yeah there are a little too long strip-scenes that probably could be cut down a little to keep the pace up the movie, but overall it was a pretty cool revenge action flick with "good enough" acting when it comes to ASYLUM standards.

And unlike many other ASYLUM movies that are incredibly monotone and repetitive this one almost constantly entertained and there was almost always something new happening.

No it's not a masterpiece but I think it served it's purpose and was well worth the watch.

The rating is 3.4? Com'n people, it's a low budget film so what do you expect. It wasn't bad don't expect it to be a brilliant one. Storyline was easy to understand; a lot of violence and torture, and so on. I thought it was an erotica movie but I didn't see any sexually explicit scenes just some topless and sexy scenes so it wasn't. I believe it's a movie with crime, violence and action. As a cheap budget film, the acting was bad. Those actors/actresses were like amateurs and had no previous training before making the film. The background music was loud and messy, like what you would normally expect from some "cheap and sleazy" movies.

The title and cover art led me to believe this was going to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek Roger Corman/Tarantino-esque action flick. Perish that thought and burn it with fire.

"Asian School Girls" is literally about Asian schoolgirls...flaunting just about every Western stereotype about Asian women. That's it. It's not ironic or deliberately schlocky. This doesn't even qualify as one of those "so bad, it's good" films. The entire production has the appearance of a soft core porno that was hurriedly converted into a micro-budget revenge thriller after being rejected by HBO-Z. Which is a shame, considering had it stayed a porno, one could suspend a whole lot more disbelief. Like how four obvious porn actresses inked from head to toe could pass as 16 year-old highschool girls.

I've said enough. This is one of the most cringe-worthy, racist films I've watched in over 33 years of life. Anyone giving this garbage positive reviews is either a huge creep or friends with the director.

Right, well given the title of the movie, you might be thinking you're in for quite something else, but alas this actually is an action thriller, as listed on IMDb, and not some sleazy porn movie.

Sure, the movie does have its share of lewd pseudo explicit nudity in many scenes. Scenes which are quite unnecessary and really doesn't serve the movie any purpose, aside from showing off the main Asian female cast. Of course, there is some in the audience that will enjoy this, and director Lawrence Silverstein is definitely cashing in on that. I, personally, found it to be wholly unnecessary for the movie and had to fast forward through minutes of scantily clad naked dancing scenes.

Well, if you look past this pointless nudity and showing off the Asian female cast in this manner, then the movie was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. Sure, it was cheesy, campy and predictable, but it a B-movie fashion, where you enjoy these guilty pleasures of watching these low budget and often horrible movies. But once in a while, these B-movies actually turns out to be entertaining; and "Asian School Girls" was one such movie. God, that title still is abysmal to write.

The acting in the movie is pretty much as expected. The Asian female cast were doing fair enough jobs, but given the fact that there was a heap of pointless nudity, it sort of took away from the overall performance of these actresses. It made it sleazy in a sort of creepy manner. They acted well enough, performed the action and martial arts scenes well enough. Now, don't go expecting this to be a grand martial arts performance that will put the likes of Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa, etc. to shame, because it will not.

"Asian School Girls" has that special B-movie quality to it that makes it actually fun to watch, and it is worthwhile watching if you have nothing better laying around to watch.

I am rating the 2014 "Asian School Girls" movie five out of ten stars. Hardly a movie that I will be watching again though, but it proved entertaining and enjoyable enough for what it was.