Airplane vs. Volcano

This is a disaster B-Movie, its title is "Airplane Vs. Volcano"... yet looking at the reviews here, it would seem some people were expecting a blockbuster of multi-Oscar winning potential and a stella intellectual delight.

Those people are idiots who expect too much.

The acting is everything you would expect from one of these movies, the effects and plot follow suit.

The purpose of this movie is to allow your brain 90 minutes of rest, in that this movie succeeds.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride, let a laugh escape as you gaze in disbelief at some of the huge leaps it takes with logic.

But overall if you're a fan of these films you know what to expect and will enjoy it, for everyone else who just came here because of the flashy poster, amusing title, perhaps you just have a love for Dean Cain, or maybe you're just curious how a plane can take on a volcano? Whichever is your reason, this movie will serve its purpose for you, there are much worse movies of this genre out there (Titanic II, or Snow Sharks for example), at least this one avoids the teen frat boys at a drunken party feel.

In the immortal words of Bruce Lee in "Enter The Dragon"... "Don't think.... Feel" and you will have a fun 90 minutes. otherwise you can just sit there mocking and feeling offended that someone could release a movie of this style like so many of the other (clearly snooty) reviewers

This movie has to be the best movie ever created that can actually waste 2 hours of your time without giving anything back. You can actually learn more by watching the wall and following some ants around the house.

I recommend reading a book about nothing.

You can go out and just sit on the front of the house and enjoy 2 hours better than this movie.

I will be adding this movie to the worst list ever of movies that can waste money on actors and produce nothing.

10 lines!

So many contrived aspects to create excitement. Fails miserably. The people do stupid things just to move along the action and it stinks. If you just want to watch semi-exciting scenes, without any rhyme or reason. then OK for you. Anyone who wants to have a reason for those scenes, forget it.

Dean Cain,Robin Givens & Lawrence Hilton – Jacobs.

a Kondelik movie.

Actually besides happening to be topical,This movie has a lot going for it.

Dean Cain is a 'Must' go – to of B-movie leading men having recently been on AMC 'Comic Book Men' with Kevin Smith.

Robin Givens as a scientist comes off as smart and half way through film removes her blouse.

Lawrence Hilton -Jacobs plays a Air Marshal,Take that ! Liam Neeson &' NON STOP' 'A' pictures.

Lots of special effects used real well and made it feel dangerous and toasty.

The supporting cast is led by two,One good guy ,TULLY : Morgan West,Who had a lot of emoting and lines and The Bad – CRIEGER :David Vega,Who was a stereotype middle eastern early on and then became this maniac with an amazing penchant for beating good to death.

*** Watch this !

If the caption bought you here then please click right away to the next movie on your list. The movie opens with such pathetic way. Actors shame themselves with college fest show. To keep it precise and short the movie lacks any suspense. At times when imagination runs wild and you expect something to happen the scene cuts to the next shot. The props are below par and some seismic reading equipment look like some hydrophone recorder. Folks trust me and jet off !!! Please don't go by the ratings of other users who sometimes over-rate or under rate movies. If at all please see that average users will always warn you to avoid these crap movies. Un-interesting avoid at all costs.