Legend

This movie was screwed up as hell.

Every scene lasts 4 times longer than it should, which means that awful scenes are enough to make you cringe as hard as you possibly can, but the retarded funny stuff lasting so long is enough to make it slightly worth it.

The revenge murder scenes make up for the rest of the awful garbage in between. All in all, I'd put it in league with some of the really awful movies that you enjoy, but not on the same level of movies like Troll 2.

This is Troll 2 with titties.

I expected, after a good opening sequence, some fairytale-like story....but that idea went up in smoke very quick.... After the opening sequence it turned into a highschool horror and poorly acted too... Only Verne Troyer and Kerry Knuppe were OK but the rest were probably snatched from some amateur company... The writers were probably 18 too, believing that, if you include a teacher hitting on a student, it would sell more DVD's... But the "erotic" scenes were a complete turn of (too fake). Comedy part was also not well written... Should have been more outrageous and sarcastic... Special effects were OK too...

Gnome Alone (2015) is a movie currently streaming on Tubi. The storyline follows a young woman who is bullied and often finds herself isolated. She is gifted a gnome that is sworn to protect her, but she soon discovers it also seeks revenge on anyone who has mistreated her. As people start dying around her, she must figure out how to stop the gnome's deadly rampage.

This film is co-directed by Timothy Woodward Jr. (Til Death Do Us Part) and John Michael Elfers (Finale), and stars Verne Troyer (Austin Powers), Kerry Knuppe (The Old Way), Kinley Farrow (Born Guilty), and Bill Oberst Jr. (3 From Hell).

The movie feels like an attempt to ride the wave of Leprechaun's cult success. The narration is weak, and the acting varies in quality. That said, there are some fun kills and amusing one-liners from Verne Troyer, who is undeniably entertaining in his role. The film also features a memorable mud wrestling sequence, some nudity, and perhaps the most bizarre sex education class ever depicted on screen. Surprisingly, I found myself enjoying it more than I expected going in.

In conclusion, Gnome Alone is undeniably a bad movie, but it does offer a few entertaining moments for horror enthusiasts. I would score it a 5/10.

Basically a low-budget rip off of the 'Leprechaun' movies but with Verne Troyer instead of Warwick Davis, he's not technically a leprechaun but a gnome but it's still very much the same deal.

And to call something a low-budget rip off of 'Leprechaun' which also was a low-budget franchise you know that this is REALLY low-budget, but that adds a bit to the charm.

Occasionally just plain bad but for the more part so bad it's good to the point that it becomes funny and I had a good laugh watching it, the dialogue is often ridiculously and most of the cast aren't that great either but it does manage to entertain for the more-part so of course that in itself is an achievement.

You have poorly written characters like the obnoxious wannabe frat-boy cop and the lesbian teacher who's taken straight out of a porno providing us with bizarre entertainment, and also entertaining to see in a smaller role; former child-star Ross Bagley from THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR and the 1994 adaption of THE LITTLE RASCALS again.

But yeah is it a "good movie"? Of course not, but does it entertain? It sure does, it struggles a bit in the second half when it takes itself a little too seriously but it's still a whole lot better than the Leprechaun reboot "Leprechaun: Origins (2014)" that was just plain bad and boring, while this at least provides a good amount of chuckles.