Killer Rack

I give my reviews compared to my expectations of the films going in. This is a low-budget film, nobody was expecting a Scorsese masterpiece. To rate the myriad B-movies on Tubi on the same scale as movies with much better budget, staff, talent, equipment, connections, and time would be absurd.

Killer Rack was quite funny. You'd think, based on the title and premise, that the movie would be quite exploitive; but it's not. There's one brief scene in a hottub where actual breasts are seen for a few seconds. The title characters are clearly prosthetic, and don't appear much. If not for the blood and gore, this might get a PG-13 rating.

Jessica Zwolak played Betty Downer quite well, and Debbie Rochon as Dr Cate Thulu was absolutely hysterical. The lesser characters gave the same low performance quality as one expects from nearly every actor in the genre, which is part of the appeal.

The songs were funny too. While the director, writer, and musicians are male, you can tell there was significant female influence in the process.

A movie about a boobjob may sound like it'd be aimed at a male audience, but women will possibly find this more amusing.

If you're bored on a Saturday afternoon, have 90 minutes to spare, and enjoy low-quality movies, I'd definitely say it's worth watching.

I recently watched Killer Rack (2015), a horror-comedy currently available on Tubi. The storyline follows a woman stuck in a dead-end job, unable to advance due to her lack of "sexually appealing" attributes. She decides to take matters into her own hands and gets breast implants-unaware that the implants are man-eating.

The film is directed by Gregory Lamberson (Slime City) and stars Jessica Zwolak (Madhouse), Lloyd Kaufman (The Final Countdown), Debbie Rochon (Exhumed), and Brooke Lewis Bellas (Sinatra Club).

Killer Rack succeeds by fully embracing its ridiculous premise, leading to a humorous and over-the-top buildup. Lloyd Kaufman is always entertaining, and the absurd concept keeps your attention. The film features fun background music, plenty of blood splatter, and some creative practical effects. However, most of the kills are cutaways or involve flying appendages, which can feel underwhelming. Unfortunately, the ending takes a nosedive with bad CGI, wild "breast monsters," and a bizarre resolution.

In conclusion, Killer Rack is a quirky horror-comedy that's only worth watching if you're intentionally seeking out something campy and absurd. I'd give it a 3/10.

I think you were supposed to laugh at this movie? It's listed as a horror comedy, but it tries too hard to be campy, witty and funny. Unfortunately it fails on all 3.

A brilliant comedy movie. Hysterically funny, and well worth watching. I was not sold on the movie, the trailers looked trash, the story seemed beyond redemption, the movie seemed doomed to failure, hyped to disappoint. I was wrong.

This movie is an original comedy classic which is going to have a cult following in no time. If you have not seen this movie, there is something wrong with you. I loved everything in the movie.

Learning that something that looked so natural was CGI and finding out that the others were not CGI but controlled by puppeteers, and I'm sure you'll have a problem working out which is which, and in all honesty, you have to go and give this movie a try. Relax, let yourself go and lose yourself in some comedy gold right out of Buffalo, NY.

If you like bad movies...this is the one for you. So many tongue in cheek jokes. The person that captioned this movie deserves an Oscar for captions like "breasts chewing ominously over organ music".