One Shot

I started to watch this lame excuse for a film on GREAT movies action on UK Freeview as I just needed an evening vegging out after a hard day at work. However, I was unable to relax as this film - called Sniper Elite in the UK - is woeful and irritatingly so. I enjoy trashy alien movies such as Cowboys vs Aliens. At least in that film they made and effort to make the alien soldiers look extra-terrestrial. The costume manager for this film probably got a job lot of SWAT uniforms at an army surplus store. The rest of the budget was probably spent on half a dozen tubes of Colgate blue gel toothpaste for the aliens' blue blood; a few cans of industrial black paint for the plywood set masquerading as the interior of a space station; some bedsheets out of which to make Arabic looking costumes for the non-military aliens. I doubt anything was spent on the cast as they had very little to do, except run around or look sincere/intense. To save the money spent on the army surplus gear and toothpaste the producers appear to have done away with the need for a screenwriter and director and let the actors ad lib lines. Of course, the aliens speak English/American. You know what? This film doesn't even deserve to have viewers wasting their time writing a review let alone watching this drivel. I actually gave up after 50 minutes. It's right down there with Jaws, The Revenge as one of the worst films I've ever seen.

I suppose there's nothing wrong with wanting to make your own sci-fi action flick. If you have the means, even if not the absolute best of means, then why not? The special effects are actually pretty solid for the most part, though as is often the case, the more they dominate a scene the more unseemly they are. The production design and art direction are nothing special, but suitable such as they are. Action sequences are reasonably well done; all aspects of the technical craft are fine. James Schafer's music is decent in and of itself, though nothing to proverbially write home about.

From there the picture starts to become more suspect. Basically as soon as it begins one can only wonder what genre tropes it will or will not play with. That 'One shot' goes the 'Star Trek' route of making its non-human characters ("Ceruleans") look extremely human, with only scant cosmetic differences, is perhaps extra unfortunate here since the picture doesn't have any other qualities that really leap out. The costume design is but perfunctory, and equally uninspiring generally (blah blah military garb, blah blah civilian clothing). Specifically, a little worse is that from what we see of Cerulean civilians and their sartorial arrangements, and glimpses at their culture, their conception is nothing more than a direly weak, unimaginative, and somewhat dubious and unlearned borrow: "Hey, the Middle East is pretty alien, right? What if the Ceruleans were inspired by the Middle East?"

Meanwhile, I've seen more than a few titles from filmmaker John Lyde at this point, and I know him to be a capable filmmaker within those spaces he chooses for himself. It really seems in 'One shot' as though he's just phoning it in with his direction, cinematography, editing, and production - there's nothing wrong with it, but it's also perfectly unremarkable. More tired still is Adam Abram's screenplay. Characters are as empty as characters can be; dialogue is without exception dull and flat; scene writing is defined by these same traits. Plot is minimal, yet the more we get, the more it's cemented that the movie is doing nothing more than transplanting all the worst facets of "Joe Blow Know It All's vague, unsophisticated, mostly racist ideas of what Middle Eastern culture is" onto the Ceruleans, and all the most self-inflated, bloviating jingoist "Mission Accomplished" military bluster of the modern United States onto the humans in this unspecified future. There are notable themes on hand, but they are approached with no delicacy or care and quickly get lost in the mire.

Between Lyde's unbothered direction here, and even more so Abram's painfully hollow or even questionable writing, the cast have little to work with. They do the best they can, but it's not enough. All the while, 'One shot' fails to elicit a baseline level of interest, let alone thrills or impact. There are some good ideas here; they are misused, and amount to nothing. I didn't have high expectations when I sat to watch, yet still I'm disappointed by how profoundly middling this film is. There are bare-bones fragments of what could have been something good and worthwhile, but think of this as the cinematic equivalent of a leg whose weight-bearing bones have been completely shattered. Apologies to those who did work hard on 'One shot,' only for their contributions to result in something that trips over its own two left feet; commendations to those who watch this and find more value in it than I did. For my part, I simply can't recommend this - there are too many other flicks you could and should be watching instead.

It is so obvious the 'bad Aliens' are supposed to represent Muslims.. the ethnicity of the actors who play the parts of the aliens are of middle-eastern descent or closely resemble Arabs and middle-eastern. The way the female alien and the leader of the aliens are dressed clearly resembles that of tribes men and women. In my opinion whoever made this movie had an agenda... and it was anti-Muslim. Before anyone gets the idea I am Muslim and I am being over sensitive.. think again, I am an atheist and as far as I am concerned all religions are ridiculous. But what is even more ridiculous is someone making such a cringeworthy and obvious piece of anti-Muslim propaganda. To make things worse, it is a dreadful story line, really bad dialogue, poor production quality and badly acted. Watch it and decide for yourself.

I am a big fan of scifi movies. Even when they are cheaply made. As long as they have a intelligent made or even just interesting story i am entertained by that. On Shot did not entertain me at all.

There is a sniper who is somehow observed from a military space station using an infrared telescope. Thats the whole scifi part of this movie. This guy does what a sniper does. Lying in the dirt, sniping and running to his next position. After watching for 15 minutes a sniper running through the desert, shooting "aliens" which are just guys with contact lenses and fancy gas masks i started to fast forward. >> More desert >> more sniping >> more guys with contact lenses and gas masks and so on. All non military "Aliens" look very arabic by the way. Maybe because people which live in deserts automatically dress like arabs ... even if they are aliens.

If you cut out the few parts with the space station you could easily retitle the movie to "Afghanistan sniper adventure". Some people would maybe wonder why the Afghans have all blue eyes and what unusual brand of gas mask they are wearing there, but most people would not even notice that it was meant to be a science fiction flick.

This is probably a somehow acceptable sniper movie, but it completely failed at being a science fiction movie.

A certain waste of everyone's time, including the supposed aliens - saved money by having them humans, as well.

Hot babe , but not enough to make this nything other than implausible, unlikely, poorly executed and acted - and generally and specifically stupid.

Why there is a length requirement for trash movies is odd - given this one is so bad ... bad as in really, really bad. How bad is it? It is so bad, once one realizes it is this bad, they know it is bad. Trying to consider more ways to say how bad is hard given how bad it is - bad and goofy equipment including skywalket things and bad costumes and bad acting ... really bad.