La gran historia de la filosofía occidental

Frankensteined random dialogue from completely irrelevant movies.

None of the dialogue, mandarin or english, can match with subtitle. And btw, subtitle is the only thing in this movie that matches 21st century film making technology.

Worst audio quality possible.

Worst 2D animation possible.

Worst background music possible.

Worst plot possible.

Worst editing possible.

I paid for leaving the theatre earlier to save my time, the movie itself worth $0.

It's so hard to watch it as someone who knows Chinese. The Chinese voice is editted from 60s movies and distracts me so much from the subtitles. Yet even though I tried to understand the subtitle, but it is impossible to follow up the whole story, and i reckon it is just a waste of time and money on this experimental thing, because obviously the director tried to combine things that she has no idea of into a film. He lost control on content and expression, the only selling point is his gender orientation.

This might be either a masterpiece or a pile of garbage. I am conflicted about it, there is so much to like but presented so disorderly that it makes you tired fast. Will be soon forgotten or become a cult classic, but I doubt that something in the middle.

The title has almost nothing to do with the movie, the story was generated with coinflips or the iching or who knows how. Maybe in a second viewing I could make up my mind.

It could surely cause a revolution... if released in the 1920's but nowadays might be just a curiosity for some niche audience.

Indubitable he animation is gorgeous, some kind of sprite 2d animation, very expressive and has some kind of masterful comedic timing, but all that to say: what?

I am baffled.