Timecrafters: The Treasure of Pirate's Cove

What is the mystery?. The mystery is how an actor of McDowell's standing can end up in this c-movie tosh. Most of the acting is amateurish and the special effects are derisively laughable. He who starred in 'Clockwork Orange, If, Aces High and Caligula, to name but a few and surely was considered among the elite of Britain's great character actors has sunk to this...how sad..

I'm a Huge fan of pirate movies. And Time travel movies. The combo of these two would make an excellent movie.

This movie however wasn't as good as I thought that it would be.

This description said it was an Adventure and Family movie.

I'd see this movie more or less for Children under 15, maybe even 10. It was a simple slightly amusing flick that would catch the eyes of children. I'm 46 years old and I adore a GOOD Disney film, Classic or modern and find good family fun in those.

I was getting bored of this film, wasn't enough action, not as much adventure as I'd like to have seen.

The story and concept was a great idea.

Well, it's kinda like The Goonies, but without the cast, the acting, the characters, the story, the clever dialogue, the genius directing, the credibility, the props, the visuals, the overall loveability... Ah, forget it. It's nothing like the Goonies. It's just nothing.

I only give it two stars on account of the occasional spark of genuine comedic brilliance from the supporting actors; very rare, though... Give it a miss. You're missing, well, nothing.

Okay, I'm not going to talk about the quality of the acting or the plot. I'm just commenting on family value and is it worth watching. It was a decent movie that the entire family can watch. It was entertaining and fun. Not the best movie ever but if you want to get the family together to watch, you won't be disappointed.

Anti-money-laundry committee should investigate the purpose of producing this movie. I've seen amateurs acting better than this cast. If you have passed the age of 4 or 5 I'm sure you will find more interest in watching a plant while it's growing. There's a good chance you will develop a brain damage while watching this film. And these were the nicest things I could say about it. Enjoy.