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Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.
After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.
Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.
There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.
This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.
Worst Movie I have seen so far.
After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.
Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.
There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.
This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.
Worst Movie I have seen so far.
- ramoncarrasquel
- 13 oct 2016
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SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
- Leofwine_draca
- 5 jul 2016
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What a god damn insult to filmmaking! It's really awful, I don't even recommend seeing this for ironic comedy. It's the definition of terrible!
- foxxesp
- 22 oct 2018
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How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.
- nzswanny
- 15 oct 2016
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- gedanielson
- 30 jun 2016
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- duckstar-61030
- 26 dic 2016
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OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!
A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.
I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this
Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.
I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!
A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.
I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this
Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.
I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!
- tomasstanger
- 12 sep 2016
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With a name like Shark Exorcist I had to give this movie a watch.I wasn't expecting much & I got absolutely nothing at all.It's like somebody got their friends together, decided to make a movie using a home video camera but had a slightly bigger budget than a high school student.This movie was HORRIBLE.After 10-15 minutes I knew I probably, maybe should've turned it off but I wanted to test myself & see if I could make it to the end.I don't know if I did it because I wanted to see how it ended or I wanted to torture myself & watching Shark Exorcist from start to finish without falling asleep was pure torture.If I knew somebody who absolutely **LOVED** BAD movies, I wouldn't even recommend they go see it.Why put someone else what I just went through because I decided to torture myself? I looked up the director on IMDb & was expecting that this was his 1st time directing.I was really shocked that he's directed 28 movies since 1987.I wouldn't go searching for any of his other movies but if I came across them, I'd give them a look.That should tell you how much I LOVE BAD movies.The nicest thing I can say about Shark Exorcist is that the best thing about it was the movie poster.It was pretty awesome.Shark Exorcist will go down in history as 1 of the worst movies I've ever seen
- dukeakasmudge
- 8 feb 2017
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Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.
The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.
I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.
There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.
Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.
The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.
I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.
There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.
Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.
- SmokingBomber
- 26 abr 2019
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- limoncella-641-42235
- 30 jun 2016
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- jberglund-77-882255
- 29 jun 2016
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Is Shark Exorcist bad? Yes, it's bad but not bad enough to warrant all of these one star reviews.
Donald Farmer (Debbie Does Demons) is fairly new to me. I only watched Shark Exorcist because I had heard that the sequel is being released on DVD in April. One of my favorite actresses is in Shark Exorcist 2, so I figured that I would watch the original first.
Three friends head down to the beach. One of them is bitten by a shark. Miraculously the woman's shark bite heals incredibly fast. Some how the shark bite victim has been possessed by the shark. The shark is rather corny looking. Anyway, one of the woman's first enlists the help of a preacher to try and stop the shark and rescue her friend. All in all, Shark Exorcist is okay for what is. Things are a bit slow even with a 71 minute runtime. With the exception of Roni Jonah (Slaughterhouse Slumber Party) the cast is unknown to me.
If you like bad movies be sure and check this out.
Donald Farmer (Debbie Does Demons) is fairly new to me. I only watched Shark Exorcist because I had heard that the sequel is being released on DVD in April. One of my favorite actresses is in Shark Exorcist 2, so I figured that I would watch the original first.
Three friends head down to the beach. One of them is bitten by a shark. Miraculously the woman's shark bite heals incredibly fast. Some how the shark bite victim has been possessed by the shark. The shark is rather corny looking. Anyway, one of the woman's first enlists the help of a preacher to try and stop the shark and rescue her friend. All in all, Shark Exorcist is okay for what is. Things are a bit slow even with a 71 minute runtime. With the exception of Roni Jonah (Slaughterhouse Slumber Party) the cast is unknown to me.
If you like bad movies be sure and check this out.
- DarylJGittings
- 25 ene 2024
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This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.
- Geolix450
- 8 sep 2020
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- johnnaylor-53059
- 19 sep 2016
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- jonjethro
- 21 oct 2020
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When I found out this movie existed, I knew I had to watch it. After watching it I just found out I wasted over an hour of my life. However, the concept is so bad that this film is charming in a so bad it's good way. The cheesy acting and awful effects are just apart of the horrific experience.
- supercnbc
- 8 jun 2022
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I can't write a single good thing about this movie. The acting is so bad. There are 3 shots of a terrible CGI shark used over and over. It is BAD and not in the michael Jackson or The Room (2003) sort of bad, just absolute crap.
- CaptainSick
- 1 ene 2020
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Take horrible acting, vomit inducing CGI, completely unlikeable/annoying characters, awful jump cuts, and pure CRINGE, and you get Shark Exorcist. At least the posters cool..
- ToxicJug
- 19 dic 2020
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After reading the plot summary here, you would think the nun is a major character in this movie. She's actually only on screen for about 2 minutes(and no one ever talks about her), just to help explain an otherwise incomprehensible story. It's another lake shark that spends all it's time in water that is about 3 feet deep. They keep calling it a man eater(can you still say that? wouldn't people eater be the correct term in this cuck society?) and say that it feeds on humans. Yet it only bites them and doesn't even remove any flesh. At least most of the girls who can't act are good looking. If you only see one terrible shark movie, make it this one.
- 13Funbags
- 12 abr 2019
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You will come to greatly appreciate every film you have ever watched after watching this movie.
- FiRE010
- 25 may 2021
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- michaelmamalygo
- 30 jul 2017
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- mlpjl0003
- 11 nov 2016
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Dear god this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I could make a better film in my bedroom with an iPhone 3. Run as far away as you can from this movie. It doesn't even pass as avant-garde art.
- ERSwens
- 16 ene 2021
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This is perverted and uncomfortable garbage with nothing making sense and written and directed by a perverted incompetent moron who should never be allowed near a camera like I'd imagine he may not be allowed near public schools. The feels like it was made by a desperate sex offender who is too old to get laid and makes these films to satisfy his sick fetishes.
This deserves NO STARS AND NO VIEWS AND NOT ONE PENNY. AVOID.
This deserves NO STARS AND NO VIEWS AND NOT ONE PENNY. AVOID.
- sevengable
- 4 dic 2021
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Granted, with a title such as "Shark Exorcist", expectation for this 2015 movie weren't particularly great when I sat down to watch the movie in 2020. I hadn't even heard about the movie prior to stumbling upon it. And I actually hoped that this movie from writer and director Donald Farmer might actually be so bad that it would actually be fun to watch.
Expect it was not the case. "Shark Exorcist" was just downright bad. Trust me.
The storyline as written by Donald Farmer just made very little coherent sense. It felt mostly like the movie was just a random collection of filmed scenes put together and something that resembled a red line was there, as the segments were put together according to what made sense to put where. But the overall movie was just lacking a proper storyline with interesting contents.
For a shark movie, even for a dubious shark movie such as this, then "Shark Exorcist" just failed entirely. Every single shark attack was just questionable. You saw a questionably animated CGI shark swimming about in very deep water - making you wonder just how deep that lake was - and then people would vanish under the surface. No signs of the shark, no struggle, no blood, and then it was followed up with a body floating around in the shallow water - that would not and could not support a swimming shark - with theatrical blood splattered on them and no injuries. It was just horrible to witness.
The acting in the movie was atrocious for the most parts. Well, taking into consideration the fact that the actors and actresses in the movie had nothing to work with, the acting was still bad.
"Shark Exorcist" is as uneventful as it is pointless. Some of us suffered through this ordeal of a movie so you don't have to. A word of warning, take heed and do not waste your time, money or effort on "Shark Exorcist". It just isn't worth it.
My rating of this 2015 movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars, as it is without a doubt one of the worst - if not the worst - shark movies I have seen.
Expect it was not the case. "Shark Exorcist" was just downright bad. Trust me.
The storyline as written by Donald Farmer just made very little coherent sense. It felt mostly like the movie was just a random collection of filmed scenes put together and something that resembled a red line was there, as the segments were put together according to what made sense to put where. But the overall movie was just lacking a proper storyline with interesting contents.
For a shark movie, even for a dubious shark movie such as this, then "Shark Exorcist" just failed entirely. Every single shark attack was just questionable. You saw a questionably animated CGI shark swimming about in very deep water - making you wonder just how deep that lake was - and then people would vanish under the surface. No signs of the shark, no struggle, no blood, and then it was followed up with a body floating around in the shallow water - that would not and could not support a swimming shark - with theatrical blood splattered on them and no injuries. It was just horrible to witness.
The acting in the movie was atrocious for the most parts. Well, taking into consideration the fact that the actors and actresses in the movie had nothing to work with, the acting was still bad.
"Shark Exorcist" is as uneventful as it is pointless. Some of us suffered through this ordeal of a movie so you don't have to. A word of warning, take heed and do not waste your time, money or effort on "Shark Exorcist". It just isn't worth it.
My rating of this 2015 movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars, as it is without a doubt one of the worst - if not the worst - shark movies I have seen.
- paul_m_haakonsen
- 14 oct 2020
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