- Malcolm: [Writing in a journal] Is Agouhl... the same demon... that possessed Kisha? When... are the republicans gonna slip... and call Obama the N-word? When... are they gonna stop making scary movies... without the Wayans? They fucking suck!
- Tough Voice Guy: You need to hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical...
- Professor Wilde: [Farts loudly on the toilet] Ow, Fuck!
- Malcolm: [Dives for Cover, then sits up moments later] Nigga, I thought somebody was shootin'.
- Professor Wilde: Thai food, it's spicy going in but it's TWICE as spicy going out, that's scientifically impossible!