- Bubbles: Just imagine, boys! They would have walked down this exact same street, just like we're doing, back in the day, you know? Totally unaware that they're about to become the biggest band of all time!
- Randy: What band are you talking about, Bubs?
- Bubbles: What band am I talking about? Do you even know what fucking city we are in, Randy?
- Randy: Yeah, we're in Liverpool!
- Bubbles: Right, we're in Liverpool! So, who might I be talking about? The biggest band of all time, from Liverpool!
- Randy: I don't know, Elvis?
- Ricky: Ah, you tubey little meat sluts! Where the fuck did you go? Taint-gobblin' fuckin' meat whores! You burned up like Freddy Krueger's cock! Fuck!
- Billy Bob Thornton: Anybody who causes a prison riot singin' about whores and cats... that's my fuckin' guy.
- Billy Bob Thornton: He's obsessed with cats.
- Martin Freeman: The musical?
- Billy Bob Thornton: No. No, just fuckin' cats.
- Ricky: Randy's roamin' around here as Smokey right now? Jack the Ripper's definitely gonna get his big, long fuckin' meaty murder fingers inside of him, like deep!