- Paolo: Where are you going?
- Trina Segal: I need to go and see Pete in his natural habitat.
- Paolo: You do realize he's not an endangered animal, right?
- Trina Segal: Well, his relationship is endangered.
- Pete Sandres: Well, hey, it was really nice meeting your mom.
- Trina Segal: No, it wasn't.
- Pete Sandres: No. No, it wasn't.
- Pete Sandres: Hey, listen, I just wanted to thank you again for helping me with this. I've been a mess without Kim.
- Trina Segal: Really? You don't seem like it.
- Pete Sandres: What do you mean?
- Trina Segal: Oh, I just mean most people would probably be sitting on their sofa eating dry cereal and not shaving their legs right about now.
- Pete Sandres: Sounds like a personal problem.
- Trina Segal: Hi James. I think I know what this is about. It's your 25th wedding anniversary next week, and you don't have anything planned. Well, I planned a party for you, and you just have to show up. You're welcome.
- James: Thank you. Also, I'm selling the building.
- Trina Segal: What?
- James: I've waited long enough, but it's time.
- Trina Segal: OK, chocolate. Chocolate. I'm going to need chocolate.
- Kim: And I told you numerous times that I do not want to get married.
- Pete Sandres: What? When?
- Kim: When we were at VidCon. Then again when we were at ComicCon. And then twice - twice - when we were at WeddingCon.
- Trina Segal: Look, I am about to meet with Kim to go and seal the deal for them. Would I be doing that if I had any feelings for Pete at all?
- Paolo: Oh, I didn't say anything about feelings. I was talking about attraction. Do you have feelings for him?
- Trina Segal: I'm going to go. This... I'm not... I'm not doing this. I'm not.
- Trina Segal: I told him I was going to try to buy the building.
- Paolo: You can afford the building? We're doing better than I thought. Can I have a raise?
- Trina Segal: No, no, absolutely not. We can't afford the building. I mean, we're doing well, but we're not doing afford-the-building well.
- Pete Sandres: What's going on? Are you guys having problems, too?
- Trina Segal: No.
- Paolo: Yes.
- Trina Segal: Yeah, no.
- Paolo: Yes.
- Trina Segal: We're doing great.
- Paolo: No, we're not.
- Pete Sandres: She really does think of everything, doesn't she?
- Trina Segal: Thank you. I am a workaholic.
- Paolo: That's why she doesn't have a boyfriend.
- Trina Segal: OK, Paolo, that's enough of that.
- Pete Sandres: They might even throw me into whatever they're filming over here.
- Trina Segal: Mmm, it's probably just a cheesy rom-com.
- Pete Sandres: Those are so sweet. I love those movies.