The Secret Village

This movie is junk!!! Don't believe the reviews that say it's good, they just want you to waste your time like the rest of us did. Lol. It's awful!!! Bad acting, terrible story, loud, actually VERY loud dramatic music that made no sense.. Don't do it! Pick another movie!! Unless you want to laugh at a terrible movie then Watch The Secret Village!!! It could be a fun drinking game, every time dramatic music plays take a shot lol. Have fun!!...... really??? I have to write 10 lines to get my review posted. Hahaha that's stupid. This movie sucks! Easy said. Why do I have to write more. I just realized I'm wasting more time on this awful movie. I need a drink.

I have to agree with the other reviews out there, this movie is awful. Bad acting, there is no real storyline (except some weirdly dressed people from the town running around trying to look like witches or magicians or just ugly faces (lol). Although I think the worst of it is the acting. Really, the acting tops it all, some of the worst that I've seen in quite some time and I saw a lot of horror movies already. Anyway I say don't watch it, it's a waste of time and if you made the mistake of buying the DVD or Bluray like I did, it's also a waste of money.

I think the idea for it is not that bad but the realization of it, well...that sadly went in the wrong direction ;)

This is an incoherent mess.

The music is stupid.

The feel is low budget, it isn't scary. The parts that should be are just laughably bad.

It skips like a damaged record, it makes as much sense as a dream does when you are awake.

The 2.7 rating is probably generous.

It isn't unwatchable, but is rather unenjoyable even if you have really low standards.

The movie is inconsistent within it's internal logic, the viewer would have to be psychically linked to the main character and suffering from ergot poisoning for what is shown to make any sense.

Find another movie to watch.

I have seen some bad movies, but this one is right up there at the top.

If you could sit through this, there isn't anything in the world that you cannot achieve.

Fails miserably in every aspect there is to making a movie.

Horrible plot, horrible acting, horrible direction, horrible background score........

I mean there isn't anything remotely good about this movie.

Tie a cam around a cat and it would get you some interesting footage.

Absolute waste of time.

Want to punish someone? Recommend this movie to them.

This movie is all over the place. The first thing I noticed was the bad background music; sounding as if it were composed and played by a 12 yr. old. The scenes jump back and forth which I contribute to poor, poor editing and direction.

There are people popping up here and there with no real background story to go on except it's a scary village and they keep to themselves. Oooooooooooh.

Big deal.

15 minutes into the movie you're thinking "who cares" and you're ready to exit out of it and move on to something actually good.