- Luiz: You're going to the Amazon? Wow, that's wild!
- Blu: Yeah, Jewel thinks it's going to be good for us. Um, how wild?
- Luiz: Real wild.
- Pedro: They got mosquitoes that suck your blood like Slurpees.
- [mimics being squashed]
- Nico: Snakes that can swallow you whole.
- Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.
- Blu: Those are breath mints - not like you need one - but they're good! You eat them!
- [a blue macaw eats the whole box of mints and starts choking]
- Blu: Oh, no, no, no, no, not the whole box! Get that... out of your... mouth!
- [he gets the box of mints out of the blue macaw's throat]
- Eduardo: What is this doing here? What's going on?
- Additional Voices: We found them flying too close to the humans
- Eduardo: What? And who are you?
- Blu: Uh...
- Eduardo: Uh is not an appropriate answer. I asked you a question. Where did you come from?
- Jewel: [lJewel gets defensive against Eduardo] Hey! Back off!
- Jewel: For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
- Blu: Oh, that wasn't a move, that was an accident. But, I accept the compliment.
- Jewel: It's great Rafael can watch the kids.
- Blu: Yeah! And looks like you're stuck with me, all night.
- Jewel: You're my one and only, Blu.
- Blu: That's a good thing, since I'm the only other one...
- [They press their beaks together as to share a kiss]
- Blu: So minty.
- [a bugs comes to bother Blu and he takes his GPS]
- Blu: Yes!
- Jewel: Hey, sweetie, there you are. What's taking so long? Enough with that GPS, really. The whole tribe 's gathering to watch the sunset. Come on.
- Blu: No, no. Hang on. I just found Linda y Tulio's coordinates. They are just on the other side of the groove. Look, they're really close. Yeah. Now, I know your dad doesn't totally trust humans but i'm sure if he met them, he would change his mind. They can help keep this place safe.
- Jewel: Yeah, Blu my dad knows what he's doing. And can't you just forget Linda and Tulio for one minute and enjoy a sunset?
- Blu: But I thought it was our plan.
- Additional Voices: Route guiadance complete
- Jewel: You know, maybe some places shouldn't be found, Maybe they should just be left alone
- Blu: [Jewel ates a bug] She ate a bug. A BUG!
- Nigel: [planning on how to kill Blu] Instead of chasing that bird all over the jungle, we let him come to us, at the Carnival show. I'll mesmerize them from the stage, while in the audience, you, my little Gabi...
- [he strokes Gabi using the porcupine's spike, making her purr]
- Nigel: You'll be my petite weapon of mass destruction. It will be a performance to die for.
- [laughs evilly but Gabi laughs even more evilly until she stops]
- Nigel: It only works when I do it.
- Gabi: Okay. Love ya.
- Roberto: Wow! You still got moves, Ju-Ju.
- Jewel: I'm so exhausted.
- Blu: Yeah. We should get some rest. Find a local inn, or a B and B nearby.
- Roberto: What is this crazy talk? No, no, no, you guys are staying in my nest. I'm on patrol tonight. Mi casa es su casa.
- Jewel: That's really nice, Beto
- Blu: Thank you, but we're fine. Besides, our whole family couldn't possibility fit in your bachelor pad.
- [Everyone enters Roberto's nest]
- Blu: Whoa.
- [echoes]
- Blu: Real state must very cheap around here.
- [last lines]
- Jewel: Are you sure you can make the Amazon our home with the heath and the creepy bugs?
- Blu: Are you kidding me? I am Mr jungle. Totally wild and very birdly.
- [Blu gets scared when he sees a tarantula and runs to be hugged by Jewel]
- Jewel: Maybe we can do summers in Rio.
- Blu: You're my one and only, Jewel.
- Jewel: [touching her beak with his] Awww!
- Eduardo: [Before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.
- Blu: [Overjoyed at his father in law saying his correct name] Ah...! That's my name! Yes... I am Blu!
- [Eduardo a-hums him]
- Blu: Oh, right... Birds of blue feathers...!
- Jewel, Tiago, Carla, Bia, Roberto: [Joined by the entire flock] ... Have to stick sogether!
- [last lines]
- Pedro: [to Nico during a climaxing song and dance number] Lift the end!
- [motions to Nico's bottle cap, with Nico tilting it]
- Blu: [Stopping a digger by snatching away it's keys] I'll take those!
- [the driver tries to snatch them back but falls]
- Jewel: [On learning her husband is facing the loggers solo] No, daddy, I'm not going with you.
- Eduardo: You have to go! I will not put my family in danger!
- Jewel: Blu is my family. And I'm not leaving him behind!
- Blu: [from off-screen] You don't have to.
- Jewel: [Touches her beak with his] Are you okay?
- Blu: [Looks to his father in law] Look. Eduardo, I may not be the bird-iest bird in the flock... but for once that's a good thing! You know the jungle... I know humans. And I know that together we can defeat them!
- [Carla, Bia and Tiago fly to hug Jewel]
- Blu: We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot and loud and filled with creepy bugs.
- [Looks to Carla, Bia and Tiago who are hugging to Jewel]
- Blu: But it's ours. Let's fight. Who is with me?
- Old Bird: I'm with you!
- [the blue macaw felts down]
- Blu: Anybody else?
- Carla: [seeing her mother give a tearful laugh] Mom? Are you okay?
- Eduardo: [startled and drops Blu] "Mom"?
- [turns to face his grandchildren]
- Eduardo: I'm a grandpa?
- [taking it in]
- Eduardo: I'm a grandpa...
- [overjoyed]
- Eduardo: Look at me, I'm a grandpa!
- Jewel: [as her father laughs] Daddy, this is Carla, Bia and Tiago!
- Bia: Nice to meet you, sir!
- Eduardo: There's no "sir" around here, young lady! You can call me "pop-pop"!
- Carla: "Pop-pop"? Ooh, I like that, has a nice ring to it.
- Linda: Your left! My right!
- Tulio: My left? Left or right?
- Linda: Your right leg, my left leg
- Tulio: Okay.
- Linda: Good! Good! Good!
- [Linda and Tulio try to hold hands]
- Linda: Now, go up.
- Tulio: Go up.
- Tulio: Reach! Almost there!
- [Tulio hold Linda's hand]
- Tulio: Linda... I'm so sorry.
- Linda: As bad as this is... there is no place I would rather be in the whole world than with you. Even if it is tried to a tree.
- [Linda see Blu flying and starts making bird sounds]
- Tulio: Linda!
- [Tulio starts making bird sounds]
- Linda: Blu! Blu!
- Blu: Linda?
- Linda: Down here!
- [Blu looks at Linda and Tulio tied up and begins to untie them]
- Jewel: Hey, what happened back there?
- Blu: I was trying to be one of the tribe, but I guess I never gonna be the bird your dad wants me to be.
- Jewel: What?
- Blu: I think it's time to go home.
- Jewel: We should to talk about this.
- Blu: Talk about what?
- Jewel: Blu, look around. The kids are thriving. They love being in the jungle. Maybe this place is home.
- Blu: Home? How could this be home? I have done everything I can to fit in and help out but no matter what I do, it's wrong. That's not home, Jewel. Maybe for you, not for me.
- Jewel: You know what? You need to figure out what you want. And maybe, stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about us.
- [Jewel flies away, Blu look her with a sad face, angrily he tries to kick a rock but hurts his paw and himself in the process. Then he fastens his fanny pack, takes out his GPS and retires flying. Jewel watches amazed everything from a distance as Blu retreats and begins to shed tears realizing that she made the biggest mistake of her life]
- Blu: Okay. All clear.
- [Blu hears that Jewel is singing a lullaby to their children]
- Jewel: Moonbeams and starlight. Magical twilight The warmest ray. Hear it whispering your names? Rainbows at midnight. Sparkling night skies. Don't go away, stay another day.
- Tiago: [to his mother after he suddenly sits up following a sung lullaby] Can you sing it again, please?
- Jewel: Time for bed now.
- Tiny: I'm a terrible babysitter!
- Tiago: This gonna be aswesome!
- Bia: All right, I've done all calculations and each explosion will be perfectly synced to the beat. Unless I didn't carry the one.
- Carla: Here's my vision. Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Yellow! Purple.
- Tiago: Here's my vision. Boom! Crash! Bang! Kapow!
- [lights the match]
- Tiny: I don't think your parents would like this very much.
- Tiago: Here we go.
- [as Tiago goes to light the fireworks suddenly Jewel stops him]
- Jewel: Woh! Woh! Where are you going, little bird?
- Blu: [Blu and Eduardo are flying over the Amazon river] Hey. You are fast. You are really, really fast. I think I pulled a wing or something. You really fast for an old bird.
- [Eduardo looks askance to Blu]
- Blu: For such a wise bird, is what I meant to say. Wise bird. Which sometimes come with age but also can happen when you're young, like in your case. You could be wise and young, which is kind of a rare combination but thrilling when it happens.
- Eduardo: Be quiet.
- Blu: Thank you, sir.
- Eduardo: It's time to shake that city off you. You need to learn the basics of jungle survval.
- Blu: I thought we were going sightseeing.
- Eduardo: [laughing] It's training day. Come on!
- [Blu lies in a puddle of mud]
- Eduardo: The mud is your friend. This is your camouflaged! Feel it. Taste it!
- [Blu begins to get muddy and Eduardo throws the mud at him]
- Eduardo: If you don't feel it crusty, you're not doing it right!
- [Blu begins to roll in sheets covered of mud]
- Eduardo: You don't wanna be seen by humans!
- [Blu begins to do abs covered of mud]
- Eduardo: Come on! You're a macaw or a Turkey?
- [Blu begins to fly until he is swallowed by a snake who spits him out after Eduardo places his claws. They tried to eat a Brazil nut but Blu fails when trying to eat it]
- Eduardo: Faster. Faster.
- [Blu begins to jumping preventing crocodiles from eating him]
- Eduardo: Come on! You don't want to be eaten!
- [Blu is tied and hanging upside down]
- Eduardo: You're alone in the jungle. You get caught in a trap. What do you do?
- Eduardo: Brazil nut trees. These trees are the key to our way life. The trees feed us. They sustain us. They...
- [Eduardo notices that Blu fell asleep]
- Eduardo: Wake up!
- Blu: I'm up. Nutty Brazil. Brazil nut trees, something. Yeah, got it.
- Eduardo: This is important. We have to protect these trees. Our future depends on it.
- Felipe: [Felipe comes flying with his flock] Yo, Eddie. Who is your sidekick? You got a nurse now?
- Blu: Hi, I'm...
- Eduardo: Aren't you boys getting a little bit too close to our side? We have a deal, Felipe.
- Felipe: Hey relax. You know we got nothing but mad love for you.
- [Felipe retreats flying with his flock]
- Felipe: Come on, boys, let's fly. Paint the sky, before they start to cry.
- Blu: They seem nice.
- Tiago: Amazon! Let's go! Come on, Dad! Come on!
- Blu: [Blu is keeping his things in his fanny pack] Okay. Bug spray, check. Water purifier, check. Band-Aids.
- [Tiago gets to snoop around his fanny pack]
- Blu: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
- Tiago: [Tiago takes out a swiss army knife from the fanny pack] Cool! The all in one adventurer's knife! I'll be in charge of this.
- Blu: [Blu takes away Tiago the swiss army knife and saves it back in the fanny pack] That's not for you.
- Bia: [Bia arrives flying with an interactive book] Hey, Dad, look at this. Did you know that the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?
- Blu: Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.
- Bia: No, really. Look.
- [Bia opens the book with image of a snake, scaring Blu]
- Tiago: That's sick.
- Jewel: All right, are we ready to go?
- [Jewel notices Blu's fanny pack]
- Jewel: A fanny pack?
- Blu: Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Where's the GPS?
- Bia: [Tiago tries to take her book from Bia but she doesn't let him] Hey!
- Jewel: Carla, we're leaving.
- Carla: I'm not going! It's gonna be lame.
- Blu: Okay, here it is. The voice recognition makes it totally foolproof. Here, watch this. Find Linda and Tulio.
- Additional Voices: Searching for dinner in Tokyo.
- Blu: Okay. Actually that does sound like a nice suggestion.
- Jewel: You trust this woman?
- Blu: [imitating a robot] Yes, I do.
- Felipe: [Blu tries to cut a brazil nut and Felipe appears in front of him] Well, well, well. What do we have here?
- [Blu looks confused to Felipe]
- Felipe: I guess old Eddie's rules don't apply to everyone.
- [more red macaws appear next to Felipe]
- Felipe: You're on our side.
- Blu: Really? Okay, my bad. I didn't know that sorry.
- [Blu accidentally hits Felipe with a branch]
- Blu: Sorry! Sorry.
- Felipe: You came over here, take our food and now you insult me?
- Blu: No, no, no. This is just all a big misunderstanding.
- Felipe: You know, I wish I could accept your apology. You seem like a nice bird. But this means war!
- Rafael: Hey, you lovebirds! Happy new year!
- Blu: Rafi, where are the?
- Rafael: The kids are with Luiz. No worries!
- Blu: Worries. Right here.
- [Luiz appears dancing]
- Blu: Luiz? Where are the kids?
- Luiz: What? I don't have kids.
- Blu, Jewel: Our kids!
- Luiz: Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.
- Blu, Jewel: Tiny?
- Luiz: What? She's an excellent babysitter
- Blu: It's just like soccer. I can do this. All right any special strategies? What are running at 4 4 2 or a 5 4 1? What are we doing here, coach? What position do I play?
- Eduardo: Actually I do have a perfect spot for you.
- Blu: [Blu starts to sell water] Water. Water here. Get your water.
- [a macaw passes very fast]
- Blu: Okay, thanks.
- Gabi: I can't think of anything more romantic than poisoning passengers on a moonlight cruise.
- [begins to draw a drop of poison]
- Nigel: Stop.
- [Gabi stops to draw a drop of poison]
- Nigel: That one is mine.
- [starts to get closer to Blu with his claws in attack position]
- Nigel: Twinkle, twinkle, little Blu. How I wondered, where are you? Up above the world so high, are you ready to die?
- Blu: [babbles in his sleep] You need a breath mint.
- Nigel: Even in sleep, you mock me.
- [Charlie has a bottle stuck and Nigel is about to attack Blu, when Charlie activates the boat's horn, causing everyone to wake up including Blu's family]
- Gabi: Wait for me!
- [jumps out of the boat]
- Gabi: Don't leave me!
- Jewel: [Jewel starts flying in morning] What a glorius morning!
- [Jewel stops on a branch]
- Jewel: I forgot I could have mornings like this.
- [Jewel touch a flower and hears Blu singing]
- Blu: Yeah
- [Blu starts to walks seductively towards Jewel and plucking a brazil nut]
- Blu: Your favorite.
- Jewel: You remembered. Isn''t that nice?
- [Jewel removes the shell from the brazil nut and Blu starts to laugh]
- Jewel: It's so crazy good. Thank you so much, Blu.
- [Blu continue singing]
- Blu: [Blu wakes up after that dream] That's it
- [Blu puts on his fanny pack, see Jewel sleep and leave nest]
- Blu: I'll be one to surprise her. Breakfast in bed, coming up.
- Aunt Mimi: Jewel?
- [Mimi passes flying faster searching for Jewel]
- Aunt Mimi: Make way. Make way! Jewel!
- Jewel: Aunt Mimi? Aunt Mimi!
- [Mimi hugs her niece]
- Jewel: I missed so much!
- Aunt Mimi: My little wildflower has returned! I knew you were coming back. I saw it in the droppings. And look at the little ones!
- [Mimi runs to hugs Blu and Jewel's kids]
- Aunt Mimi: Aren't you the fluffiest most delicious little macaws?
- [They leave the area flying and hugs Blu]
- Aunt Mimi: Your big for your age.
- Eduardo: Mimi this is Sue.
- Blu: Actually, I'm Blu.
- Aunt Mimi: Aren't we all?
- Blu: No, really, that's my name
- Aunt Mimi: That's why they call us Blue Macaws
- Jewel: [whispering] Just go with it
- Additional Voices: You have reached your destination.
- Blu: You see? It works like a charm. Here we are.
- Carla: Where?
- Blu: These things have a margin of error.
- Jewel: I told you not to trust that woman
- Bia: [Bia with her book sees a larva] That's a Heliconius larva. It's about to enter the pupa stage.
- Tiago: [Tiago appears behind Bia] You said poop!
- Blu: Hey, kids. Stay close.
- [Bia and Tiago leaves the area]
- Pedro: So that's what a Blue Macaw is supposed to look like?
- Roberto: [Roberto is singing with some female and male blue macaws at his side] Look at her shining. Her feathers, they glow. Now the jungle is smiling. 'Cause our baby's home. Can you feel what i feel?
- [Jewel begins to approach where Roberto is]
- Roberto: The day has come at last. Our precious Jewel has returned. I'll be the first to sing welcome back.
- Jewel: Roberto I...
- [Roberto interrupts her words]
- Roberto: Welcome back. I said welcome, welcome, welcome...
- [Roberto makes a dramatic pause to sing]
- Roberto: Back
- [Roberto stops to sing]
- Roberto: Wow, you look great!
- Jewel: So do you.
- Bia: That frog is not poisonous.
- Gabi: What?
- Nigel: We're not dead?
- Bia: It's a very common mistake. But she's a harmless pseudo-dendrobates. You can tell by the pink spots.
- Gabi: But my parents always told me I was poisonous and shouldn't touch anyone.
- Carla: You just had really mean parents.
- Gabi: Oh, wow. So now... we can be together!
- [she starts to kiss Nigel and he tries to attacks Blu and Jewel's family but Gabi pulls Nigel]
- Gabi: Nigel! Nigel-Wigel-Wiggelpuss!
- Nigel: No!
- [Blu and Jewel's family fly away]
- Nigel: Somebody, help me!
- Gabi: I'm going to never let you go.
- [Gabi continues pulling Nigel]
- Nigel: I'm sorry, I'll be nicer. No!
- Gabi: Never gonna let you go!
- Nigel: No, Charlie!
- [Charlie retires as Charles Chaplin]
- Nigel: Charlie! This is unnatural!
- Eduardo: [Blu starts brushing his beak with his brush] Morning.
- [Blu surprised with the toothpaste in his mouth, he looks surprised at Eduardo]
- Eduardo: Or should I say afternoon?
- Blu: [Blu swallows the toothpaste and cleans his beak] Morning, sir.
- Eduardo: Our days here in the jungle, they start early.
- Jewel: [Jewel arrives on the scene] Morning, daddy.
- Eduardo: That's my girl. See? Already up and at'em.
- [Jewel kiss Eduardo]
- Jewel: Morning sweetie.
- [Jewel removes a leaf from Blu's forehead]
- Blu: Why did you let me sleep in?
- Jewel: What are you talking about? You sleep in every day.
- Blu: Yeah, but..
- Bia: Hey, Dad. Aunt Mimi says clay is good for digestion.
- [she has a piece of clay in her paw for her father to try it]
- Bia: Try some.
- Blu: No sweetie. I just brushed my...
- [Bia puts the piece of clay in Blu's peak]
- Bia: It's good, right? I'm gonna get some more.
- [Bia retires flying]
- Eduardo: Smart girl.
- [Blu spits out the piece of clay]
- Eduardo: So, I though I'd take Louie, here, for a little tour of the area. Show him around.
- Jewel: That's a great idea.
- Blu: What?
- Jewel: You go have fun with Daddy and I'll explore around here with the kids.
- Blu: Yeah, okay, Sure.
- Jewel: You'll love it.
- Blu: Yeah, great. I just gotta...
- [Blu enters to the nest to puts his fanny pack]
- Blu: Okay, ready.
- Eduardo: Okay. Lou, come closer
- [Blu takes a step closer to hug Eduardo]
- Eduardo: Not so close.
- Blu: Okay.
- Eduardo: Listen... I can barely look at it. You gotta lose that human pocket, okay?
- Blu: This is a fanny pack.
- Eduardo: Fanny pack. Adorable. It's human. And now that you're joining the tribe, you won't be needing it anymore. I'll meet you by the clay banks.
- [Eduardo retires flying]
- Blu: Joining the tribe? He doesn't actually think we're moving to the jungle, does he?
- Jewel: No, he's just excited we're all here. Let's not ruin the moment, okay?
- [Jewel touches Blu's chest with her feathers]
- Jewel: Besides, it won't kill you to leave behind the fanny pack.
- Blu: All right, you win. I will leave the fanny pack behind.
- [Blu enters to the nest to takes off his fanny pack]
- Blu: Happy wife, happy li...
- Jewel: [Blu see Jewel with them kids going flying to explore] Bye, Honey. Have fun.
- Blu: Yeah. Sure, bye.