The Hooligan Wars

Absolutely horrible. Might be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I checked this out only because of the poster. I was expecting lots of flexing, booze, yelling and fighting but I got none of that. I was severely disappointed.

The title makes zero sense. The story has literally nothing to do with hooliganism. There's two hooligan fights in the entire movie that feels tacked on, only to justify the title. Good cast though.

The gunfights are terrible, the acting is terrible, the story is generic and it's in the worst way: Boring. They could've easily made this a "so bad it's good" flick but they didn't.

Apart from this just being a terrible film with a terrible script and terribly acted. They actually want us to believe that this guy who looks like he smokes 20 a day and chomps down on a diet of Kebabs and Curries, is a Professional Footballer.

They'd have been better casting his mate, the dealer in the lead role and this guy as the dealer. At very least the dealer looks a bit athletic, particularly when compared to our podgy Ice Cream Man.

This is another in a long line of 'Sarf ov Englund' (usually Essex) alleged hard Man films with lazy dialogue and all too predictable scenarios of violence for violence sake, and expletives for expletives sake.

To be honest, i only ever watch these films to get a laugh, as they offer very little else.

Either a flake or some decent acting.

It wasn't bad, just had some flaws. For example, the 'wars' wasn't much, and the fact that it was the hooligan wars, never really saw any. There was some fighting, but even I could tell none of the punches hit. Also, when armed police run into some massive scene, don't all stand there like muppets, crouching and the office has a pause mid sentence. And don't get me started about any shooting scenes, the 'lets all fall at the same time, and stand in the open' tatics are a wonder that these gangs (both sides) have lasted this long.

Do i recommend it? Not really, but hey, some may like this film.

It's clear that not many people have rated this film, but if you've come here to check it's score first before viewing, then don't be put off by the grade on here - as after watching this film, it doesn't seem right at all, and I'm glad I decided to ignore it.

Far from a classic, but entertaining all the same, this British drama, is the tale of a professional footballer on the way up, who gets sidelined with an injury, and immediately dropped from his team. With no income, he must find a way to bring some money in, as he has a child on the way, and a loving partner to support. Mishaps occur, as desperate measures lead to desperate things, and our lead will find himself caught up in the wrong crowd, as everything he stands for will now be put to test, along with his morals, well being, and safety.

The acting seems very natural, in the sense that the people act how you'd expect people in daily life to act - not at all over the top, and this does well in making the people seem 'real'.

The visual quality is up to scratch, and some nice shots are used.

My only complaint is there are a few clichés in the plot that may make you sigh, but if you can forgive them, and you're fan of British film, you may enjoy it for what it is.

Certainly not the best film I've ever seen, but nowhere near the worst, but definitely worth a look on a quiet night.

6/10

Low budget, terrible acting and a misleading title. Avoid