Golden Shoes

Acting to storyline l. Consistenly trash. Worst movie I have ever seen.

Truly the worst film I have ever seen. Thought I could watch this with my two young boys, eight and nine, but couldn't bring myself to finish it. Awful from beginning to as far as you can watch it before you start believing there is no God. If Eric Roberts was paid more than £4 for this role someone should be shot. And by someone I mean everyone involved in this film.

This movie was a lost cause since the very beginning. The only decent part was at the very start when Ronaldo showed up, unedited and naturally shown, compared to the rest of the movie that felt totally forced and fabricated. The kid thought his shoes were yeezys because he valued them more than himself, making him a virgin hypebeast. Also the old man was a tryhard all along and they pulled the og movie cliche that he was a pointless character only to have his background be revealed at the very end. The stadium looked worse than Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, with the crowd looking like GIFS on green screen. I wasted precious time that i could've used to practice actual football and still be better than all of those noobs. Go back to LIDL director, get good.

Where should I start. It's a total car crash of a movie with not a single positive thing to boost for it. Youth football is depicted as a sport for adults, and the kids are being treated like garbage. A complete waste of time. Do not watch it. Watch paint dry. It's more fun.

The actors are well known but act like they are doing it pro bono. Apparently based on a true story?? Yeah, nah!