Trespass Into Terror

I have to say this is the worst acting film I've watched in a long time. I found myself laughing all through it. For me it was a a comedy. All I did was chuckle and chuckle. When they speak it's like they are reading from a script. Good for a laugh but if your looking for a thriller then skip right by.

This film makes a great effort to keep your attention and it does throughout most of the film. Good cast, action, suspense, chases, comedy. Hope to see it out on DVD and VOD soon. Amazing that this could be done so well on such a low budget. Looks like they made good use of the foothills and fields around the Fresno area. It does not look like a family film so much, probably more for adults. I had a chance to see the whole film and everyone that I talked to that saw it, liked it. All of the characters are believable and cast well. It could very well be a slice of the real family feuds that go on in the south over land and land rights.

Stars: Shaun Paul Piccnino (Super Power Beatdown), Meghan Chedeayne (Naked Zombie Girl),Willy Ortlieb ( Chuck Norris stunt double) and Alexis Schneider ( The Gallows).

Let us begin with the music IT IS Awesome ! Very well done soundtrack.

So, We start off with a buddy picture, Some guys getting away from the city and all heck breaks loose in the woods ! The characters are pretty accurate to the situation that befalls them, Shaun is very good at heroics as evidenced by his great career,Meghan is on this incredible roll of good luck in her projects being on a 'To Watch' list with Lamb Feed, NZG,Rhonda Rides To Hell and now Trespass Into Terror …Dare we mention it's got her First Nude Scene( NOT implied like NZG) and she has a bares-all calendar coming out for 2016,Willy Ortlieb doesn't come in till 3/4 of picture, But we get more of what he did in Hot Rod Horror and more Willy Arse Whoopin' the bad guy DT Carney ( Cambodian Dangerous). Alexis Schneider looks amazing and also has her first nude scene, Which 'The Gallows' could have gotten even more tickets sold IF they had thought ahead of Trespass Into Terror producers.

There is like a Whose Who of Valleywood actors and the fact it was filmed at Hobbs Grove and Murray Movie Ranch shows more quality was put into this Cracker-exploitation film.

After watching the first 15 minutes of this flick (not to be confused with a "film") my 2 reactions were (1) "Do they still make movies this bad in the 21st Century and (2) Someone should start a Go Fund Me campaign to get the actors and actresses some training in their (aparent) profession. Honestly, whoever rates this atrocity above a 2 has to have relatives involved in the flick or the lowest standards of "entertainment" one could imagine.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME, (4) and today we review .... my family reunion ...the home movie !!!!!!!!!!

Seriously this was literally like watching my family reunion .....

fun fact that family, mid film, where the guys were like " hey you got no biz up here now git " ....accurate ....in fact lucky they didnt get shot there just for accidently stumbling on THAT property because usually in the hillsides its shoot first, dont ask questions, then bury the evidence .... my mother, NO joke found a dead body ditched on her property before lol.... like ... you guys just find yourself on the wrong dirt road on the wrong side of the mountain ....and you get lost and never get found .... oops lol

acting = flat as stale cardboard someone gets shot "i think i was shot" ...lol .... and the best fight scenes since van dam in blood sport

but WHY digital blood ?!?!?!?!? I mean the odd screen shots didnt even need blood splatter let alone terrible digital blood .....

over all this was meh ... sorry to my fellow hillbilly blood but facts is facts ... lots of general plot holes , not even flexi seal can save this one from sinking .... just like , why didnt the girl pick up the gun and shoot the one redneck while the last two were fighting at the river part ? ....because her boyfriend of 1 hour said run ? ... and why did they all blossom a relationship literally in the span of 5 minutes of meeting up the next day after 3 minutes of "hey lets meet here tomorrow and stuff" ... "ok" ... " uh bye " .... because if thats all it took to be boy friend/girlfriend ... then im pretty sure i was married at least 257 times throughout my school days on accident ......

the technical shizzle on this one are indie as it gets , sound was .....ehhhh rough at times , to be nice ....up and down like a roller coaster .... the lighting was natural .....good and bad at times ..... the everything else was ...i think whatever they had on hand at the time .... LOTS of actors in this one though ........ so good job getting all your family to actually show up ... more than i can do for my projects ....jerks lol.....

entertaining ? ... sorry once was enough so hard pass like a kidney stone

2/10.