The Night They Came Home

One of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. Terrible acting mixed with a terrible script. I can not believe I paid actual money to see this sorry excuse for a movie. The only redeeming thing is the scenery and I mean that is the only good thing worth seeing in the entirety of the movie. Not a part of this movie is any where close to believable and I'm never going to admit I watched it. Required characters in this review are still at 159 so I need to keep telling you how awful this movie is again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

I never walked out of a movie until "The Night They Came Home". I'm not sure if it was the acting or the script that was worse, but both are horrible. The beginning starts with a narrator and she builds up what sounds to be a really good story, then it comes across the screen " A True Story". Now I love movies that are based on true events, but whereever or whomever this true story came from was not a storyteller or it was transcribed badly. Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie has either never written a screenplay before or is not a writer by trade.

Run, don't walk away from this steaming pile of excrement.

As an avid fan of Westerns and always looking under that rock for the next great story-regardless of budget, i.e. "Bone Tomahawk"-I tried to give this one a chance. This one absolutely sucked from the first scene on; and kept getting worse. I stuck it out, but it's nearly two hours I will never get back. The dialogue was preachy and dumb. The camera work was erratic and novice, oftentimes looking like it was filmed on a iPhone. I'm amazed that shows like this make it beyond the pitch to production. This movie was absolutely horrible in every measurable way. I would rather take up crochet or eat a warm bucket of hamster vomit than sit through this hot mess of a feeble attempt at cinema.

For f sake why can't they make westerns anymore?! Everything looked way too clean and what's with the ikea furniture in this movie. The low budget props were terrible, just like the dyed yellow nylon rope. The waitress in blue with the giant duck lips and botox, c'mon! Try harder to actually cast characters that look like they belong in a western and not an adult film. This was insufferable to sit through. Not to mention the muffled voices and flat lighting this movie had. The story was also hard to keep up with as this movie was all over the place & would often jump around. Watching this movie was like listening to a little kid tell a story, horrible.

Worst piece of garbage of social justice, of weakly written, poorly conceived, and stink up junk to waste film on. The costumer should be fired. The prop person should be fired. The writer should be fired. The director should be fired.

A low budget film can happen. Case in point: Bone Tomahawk. Obviously that movie was made on a dime. Some of the costumes were meh, but at least the dialogue sparkled with a sort of authenticity.

As an actor it must be torture to recite lines that are so poorly written, so full of anachronistic language.

About the only good thing in this flick was the gang's demise.