Gangsters Gamblers Geezers

Viewed at a free screening and I felt ripped off.Infantile teen comedy knock off of Snatch & Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. Written as a vehicle for forgotten about and wannabe "celebrities" with little to no acting experience and it shows.The badly cast caricature gangster theme is ridiculous to the nth degree,the villains attempting to be menacing but never quite managing to carry it off. I found some amusement from the gypsy gang but no doubt the stereotypical portrayal will be viewed as racist rather than funny by the traveling community. Professional fantasist Dave Courtney's performance as Terry is strangely unconvincing, I say strangely as he has been pretending to be a gangster for 25 years and still cant pull it off. If this truly had a budget of £1.8 million a cannot see where it was spent and feel for the investors. I cannot work out the target audience. primary school humour with a level of violence and offensive dialogue which precludes primary school kids from watching. I also feel compelled to warn others not to waste their time on this.

Going to be honest about this film... i heard a lot of this around social media and some bad reviews but i bloody loved it... the comedy was pure genius and i was actually laughing out loud at so much of the film great effort for the director and i thought Jodie marsh looked banging in the film and the character of Krish was funny as f**k. some people may not like this kind of humour but as a young lad its as real as can be and would watch it over and over again without a doubt Big narstie mad me laugh every time i saw him on screen and that atomic kitten girl was fit too. over all definitely a lads film and funny as hell

It's not bad movie, it has it defects simply looks cheap.. But overall a good movie very entertaining, witty, and a bit funny. I wouldn't say its on the level of a Sean Penn film... For the indie film market it does seem to have its shining points. Actors were decent like a UK version of Harold & Kumar I would say. Definitely worth a watch if you don't mind stepping out of the box and giving something new a chance. Worth a Viewing at least if your home and netflix has gotten to it's extent then taking a chance on this film won't be a disappointment. I enjoyed the versatility and plot of the film. It seemed that they maybe new with some characters that even appeared in other indie films from the uk region. I really liked the irish men even thou when they started talking fast I had no idea what they were saying lol. Haven't seen anything new in awhile check out Gangsters Gamblers And Geezers

Is there anything even slightly Ok about film?

Nope still speechless....

...how utterly terrible this is. The two 'stars' of this parade of juvenile, incoherent excrement also wrote and directed it, oh, and they co-produced it too. Of course this wasn't some sort of vanity project.

When they were sat, probably blind drunk, in the living room of the shared house that they live in they obviously thought that this was hilarious. They were wrong.

They managed to get Dave Courtney, Richard Blackwood, Jodie Marsh and that one out of Atomic Kitten (who isn't Kerry Katona) to star in it, but most of them would go to the opening of a crisp packet nowadays.

Other than that (if that wasn't bad enough) not a single moment of this works on any level. It's an attempt to crowbar in as many scenes which feature large breasts being flashed at the very unattractive 'lead actors', it makes no sense, there are fart noises on the sound track at one point and there is a scene which features a phone being dropped in to a toilet which went on for several weeks, or at least seemed to.

Watch this if only to make you realise that some people have way too much confidence in their own abilities. YOU could write a better screenplay, seriously, you really could.